Uploaded March 2024 | Updated September 2026, 42 minutes ago
CHARACTER BIO -
Name: Blareicade
Name Etymology: Blare + Barricade
Species: Construct
Gender: Male (Pronouns: He/Him)
Sound: Siren synth
Sound Methodology: Uses alarms and lights
Monster Group: Decaying Dystopia Police Department (DDPD)
Bio: Blareicade has always been one to take his job seriously. Too seriously, perhaps. One of many robots produced in the mass-marketed BlareBot™ security officer line, Blareicade was left as the last member of his squad in a botched operation against the Revolutionaries. From that day forward, the stalwart shield bearer vowed to protect his fellow officers, using his electric shield and baton to lay down the law on unruly monsters. Unfortunately, like many other members of the DDPD, his definition of "unruly" is extensively broad. He often takes enjoyment out of enforcing his power on random civilians, (something which is REALLY, REALLY BAD) all while shouting the most atrocious puns you've ever heard. Practically everyone outside of the DDPD despises him, but everyone also lives in fear of one of his dreaded "electrocution hammers," so nobody says anything.
Recently, he and his new squad were tasked with providing security for the Boneheads' concnert at the Necropolis. Blareicade was SUPPOSED to be frisking everyone at the entrance, but his coworkers distracted him back in the locker room, and he left his scanner attachment back at base.
Hopefully, that shouldn't be a problem...right?
CHARACTER BIO -
Name: Blareicade
Name Etymology: Blare + Barricade
Species: Construct
Gender: Male (Pronouns: He/Him)
Sound: Siren synth
Sound Methodology: Uses alarms and lights
Monster Group: Decaying Dystopia Police Department (DDPD)
Bio: Blareicade has always been one to take his job seriously. Too seriously, perhaps. One of many robots produced in the mass-marketed BlareBot™ security officer line, Blareicade was left as the last member of his squad in a botched operation against the Revolutionaries. From that day forward, the stalwart shield bearer vowed to protect his fellow officers, using his electric shield and baton to lay down the law on unruly monsters. Unfortunately, like many other members of the DDPD, his definition of "unruly" is extensively broad. He often takes enjoyment out of enforcing his power on random civilians, (something which is REALLY, REALLY BAD) all while shouting the most atrocious puns you've ever heard. Practically everyone outside of the DDPD despises him, but everyone also lives in fear of one of his dreaded "electrocution hammers," so nobody says anything.
Recently, he and his new squad were tasked with providing security for the Boneheads' concnert at the Necropolis. Blareicade was SUPPOSED to be frisking everyone at the entrance, but his coworkers distracted him back in the locker room, and he left his scanner attachment back at base.
Hopefully, that shouldn't be a problem...right?
