Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
It's jokes it's jokes
LYRICS:
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
So a Chinese guy ate a bat I think,
At least that’s what Facebook told me
And then he sneezed on someone, and so one and so forth
Til everyone in Wuhan said “hold me!”
As it started to spread across Asia and Europe
The Americans started making memes (spoken: what else would we do)
Then one of them got it and did NOT applaud it
And it started haunting USA’s dreams.
Well it spread like butter on a piece of hot toast
And opinions spread 'round even more
Jeff from work said he was gonna shirk
His duties and stay indoors.
Aunt Hilda says that it’s like the flu,
we don’t need to make a panic or a fuss,
But Kelly from church said that it was much worse
And to avoid a plane or a bus.
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
Toilet paper packages rapidly vanished
Like an ice cube in July
And here’s the scoop, COVID doesn’t make you poop
Like a Taco Bell year-supply!
Yet the end was near, many people seemed to think
Coronavirus might do the world in
So they all went nuts to cover their butts--
Quite literally. That pun was a win.
Hey you, check the news, read about coronavirus
COVID 19, scarier than ISIS
The fifth pandemic in a hundred years,
And despite the name, not related to the beer
Medicine, Soap, and many other items
Were vacant from every store shelf
Everybody stay inside, run away, stay alive
And consider quarantining yourself.
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
(x2)
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It's jokes it's jokes
LYRICS:
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
So a Chinese guy ate a bat I think,
At least that’s what Facebook told me
And then he sneezed on someone, and so one and so forth
Til everyone in Wuhan said “hold me!”
As it started to spread across Asia and Europe
The Americans started making memes (spoken: what else would we do)
Then one of them got it and did NOT applaud it
And it started haunting USA’s dreams.
Well it spread like butter on a piece of hot toast
And opinions spread 'round even more
Jeff from work said he was gonna shirk
His duties and stay indoors.
Aunt Hilda says that it’s like the flu,
we don’t need to make a panic or a fuss,
But Kelly from church said that it was much worse
And to avoid a plane or a bus.
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
Toilet paper packages rapidly vanished
Like an ice cube in July
And here’s the scoop, COVID doesn’t make you poop
Like a Taco Bell year-supply!
Yet the end was near, many people seemed to think
Coronavirus might do the world in
So they all went nuts to cover their butts--
Quite literally. That pun was a win.
Hey you, check the news, read about coronavirus
COVID 19, scarier than ISIS
The fifth pandemic in a hundred years,
And despite the name, not related to the beer
Medicine, Soap, and many other items
Were vacant from every store shelf
Everybody stay inside, run away, stay alive
And consider quarantining yourself.
We’ve got toilet paper, we’re ready to go
Hand sanitizer streams and making all the memes to
Help offset our woes, oh
Corona, Coronavirus is the name
Spreads fast as lightning
Little bit frightening
Quarantine is the game
(x2)
SUBSCRIBE (it's free!)
bit.ly/SWTVYoutube
FACEBOOK:
bit.ly/SWTVfb
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/stuartwpetty
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/artist/4QITed0neT4ppo5etn3otm
For collaborations and business inquiries, please contact me at stuartwtv@gmail.com
A 2020 Stuart Petty production.
