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Singer:
Sterling Jarvis as Donkey Kong
Benedict Campbell as K.Rool
Len Carlson as Krusha
Adrian Truss as KLUMP

Music Producer: Stephen Hudecki
Music Assistant: Helena Werren
Various Music Editors: Peter Branton, Anthony Crea, Daniel Fernandez, Mike Northcott
©Pure West June 1, 2000
imdb.com/title/tt0149447/fullcredits

From:
"Just Kidding"
Donkey Kong Country: Season 2, Episode 3
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What's New: Josi Molina 2025 Remaster Sound Engineer, Guitarist

TURN ON *CAPTIONS* FOR LYRICS.
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DK:
You see... The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it!

K. ROOL:
Cursed!?

KLUMP:
What!?

K. ROOL:
Don't be ridiculous!

DK:
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation!

K. ROOL:
Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation!
AAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm tingling, I'm tingling!
My hand is twitching and quivering!

KLUMP:
I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!

KRUSHA:
I'm quiverin'!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
OH NO!

DK:
It's much worse than I thought, it's the curse that you've got!

K. ROOL:
No, it's not, that's absurd!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Word!

K. ROOL:
We're just ting-a-ling with excitement!

DK:
Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...
Besides, if you're cursed you'd know, 'cause
You're not really cursed unless you start itching!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!

KRUSHA:
All this scratchin' is making me itch...

K. ROOL:
It's just... a coincidence!
It's allergies! That's right!
Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!

DK:
You're probably right 'cause the real curse
doesn't kick in until you start, start sneezing!

K. ROOL:
A-CHOO!

DK:
Gesundheit!

KLUMP:
AAAAA-CHOO!

DK:
Bless you!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!

DK:
You see... The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it!

K. ROOL:
Cursed!?

KLUMP:
What!?

K. ROOL:
Don't be ridiculous!

DK:
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation!

K. ROOL:
Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation!
AAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm tingling, I'm tingling!
My hand is twitching and quivering!

KLUMP:
I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!

KRUSHA:
I'm quiverin'!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
OH NO!

DK:
It's much worse than I thought, it's the curse that you've got!

K. ROOL:
No, it's not, that's absurd!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Word!

K. ROOL:
We're just ting-a-ling with excitement!

DK:
Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...
Besides, if you're cursed you'd know, 'cause
You're not really cursed unless you start itching!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!

KRUSHA:
All this scratchin' is making me itch...

K. ROOL:
It's just... a coincidence!
It's allergies! That's right!
Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!

DK:
You're probably right 'cause the real curse
doesn't kick in until you start, start sneezing!

K. ROOL:
A-CHOO!

DK:
Gesundheit!

KLUMP:
AAAAA-CHOO!

DK:
Bless you!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!

DK:
Klump, use a tissue!

K. ROOL:

Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!
Are there any other symptoms to this curse?
Tell me, please!

DK:
Uh, just one...
But no need to fret!
I'm sure this is something that you'll never get!

K. ROOL:
What is it!? What is it!?

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Tell us quick, tell us fast!

K. ROOL:
If you don't tell us now
I don't think that we can last!

DK:
Well... It's, um, uh...the gas

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
The WHAT!?

[FART NOW]
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