Phil the Conquistadork | The Chinese Room | First Impressions | Let's Play With The Conquistadork! @ElConquistadork | Uploaded January 2017 | Updated October 2024, 1 day ago.
The Chinese Room is a free game in which you play a zombie who is attempting to infiltrate his former crime family without letting on that he's become a member of the undead.
You have to actively pump blood through your heart, blink your eyes, and breathe in and out. All while trying to find a hidden treasure and escape with your life.
It's an interesting game that you can download for free here: pierrec.itch.io/the-chinese-room-
Feel free to subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...
Or follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/ElConquistadork
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Here's what you're going to get at ElConquistadork:
Thought-provoking geek commentary that smells vaguely of gin and smoke. Game reviews and Let's Plays that cover everything from the super indie to the AAA to the "made around 700 years ago" category.
Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
The Chinese Room is a free game in which you play a zombie who is attempting to infiltrate his former crime family without letting on that he's become a member of the undead.
You have to actively pump blood through your heart, blink your eyes, and breathe in and out. All while trying to find a hidden treasure and escape with your life.
It's an interesting game that you can download for free here: pierrec.itch.io/the-chinese-room-
Feel free to subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...
Or follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/ElConquistadork
Or like me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Phil-K...
Here's what you're going to get at ElConquistadork:
Thought-provoking geek commentary that smells vaguely of gin and smoke. Game reviews and Let's Plays that cover everything from the super indie to the AAA to the "made around 700 years ago" category.
Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
