Uploaded June 2019 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Inspired by the release of Stassi Schroder’s book Next Level Basic, please accept this very serious attempt to introduce the cast of Vanderpump Rules into the literary canon. Yes, I spent too much time on this, and I regret nothing.

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[Books Mentioned]
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Next Level Basic, by Stassi Schroeder - amzn.to/31uranz
A Song of Ice and Fire series, by George R. R. Martin - amzn.to/2WGBzZC
A Little Life, by Hanya Yanagihara - amzn.to/31v9gRG
Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer - amzn.to/2RfpXff
The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas - amzn.to/31AVeOn
Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn - amzn.to/2Ih94xQ
Harry Potter series, by J.K. Rowling - amzn.to/2XhhxJH
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, by Marie Kondo - amzn.to/31ussyV
Vanity Fair, by William Makepeace Thackeray - amzn.to/2KKxaTo
Fight Club, by Chuck Palahniuk - amzn.to/2IKL98S
Memoirs of a Geisha, by Arthur Golden - amzn.to/31xIPuK

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