Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
The Boy Who Self-Felted Himself ♬
Arrangement and vocal performance by The Misery Merchant (not AI)
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I’m all fucked up from a year of pain and I’m ready for the worst
I really hope our brief and fun association didn't hurt
I was branded as a living joke, a lolcow, and a meme
Whenever something good happens it’s usually taken away from me
It's weird how my life works when I try to win I lose
to think that you are snaking me I'm completely confused
If you want me to fuck off it’s all good just let me know
I was a big YouTuber and I had money to blow
It’s incredibly hard for me
To trust anyone with my history
It’s back to the old Phil
Who I actually hate to be
Unless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing
I got fucking snaked by a lot of people over the years
The world is full of big-mouthed pussies who only talk then disappear
The worst thing you can do with me is to be dishonest
People will ask why the hell I did this
There’s no reason or logic
It’s incredibly hard for me
To trust anyone with my history
It’s back to the old Phil
Who I actually hate to be
Unless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing
The Boy Who Self-Felted Himself ♬
Arrangement and vocal performance by The Misery Merchant (not AI)
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Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchant
Join the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join
#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams
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I’m all fucked up from a year of pain and I’m ready for the worst
I really hope our brief and fun association didn't hurt
I was branded as a living joke, a lolcow, and a meme
Whenever something good happens it’s usually taken away from me
It's weird how my life works when I try to win I lose
to think that you are snaking me I'm completely confused
If you want me to fuck off it’s all good just let me know
I was a big YouTuber and I had money to blow
It’s incredibly hard for me
To trust anyone with my history
It’s back to the old Phil
Who I actually hate to be
Unless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing
I got fucking snaked by a lot of people over the years
The world is full of big-mouthed pussies who only talk then disappear
The worst thing you can do with me is to be dishonest
People will ask why the hell I did this
There’s no reason or logic
It’s incredibly hard for me
To trust anyone with my history
It’s back to the old Phil
Who I actually hate to be
Unless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing
