Uploaded September 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Well, I’ve been a legal adult for one month now. Someone help me.

So I turned 18 on the 15th of August, which means I have lost my minor privileges which is a tragedy upon my existence.

Anyway enough dramatic trauma dumping, all you folk need to know is I am a BIG BOY, aaaaannd there’s a birthday package coming your way so stay tuned for that.