Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Schizo Sean (who is not an audio engineer) and Trix Goldiewitch dive into the problems that keep you up at night so we can figure out which one's bigger, and ultimately decide what is the biggerest problem in the universe!

VOTE:
Dickslapping Firewalls: strawpoll.com/GPgVYmGKEna
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Data Center Doomsayers: strawpoll.com/7rnzVlRPYnO
Political Payola: strawpoll.com/xVg71OoVRyr

opening and ending songs by @flipdownyonder