Uploaded January 2015 | Updated September 2026, 36 minutes ago

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Happy New Year! In honor of said new year, here's a video that is not about the new year. Or anything. But instead about a boy band. The bestest boy band. The bestest in the barn.

See if you can solve the mystery.

Starring
Green Jacket Rey'
Black Jacket Skye
Khaki Jacket Sara
Blue Jacket Nova

All background music by moi.

With special thanks to Eileen for the inspiration (?!?), as well as Rixclipz (!!!) and Andy Kaufman (&&&), and guest-starring Lottie, the Vincent Price-iest.