Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I went down a beat ‘em up rabbit hole and came back with the BEST arcade brawlers ever made. And I brought infinite quarters because I know emulation magic!
Binge TechDweeb: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKhoWffbfVnazNbgHhv84XMBJxopjAiNK
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BEAT EM UPS (BITMAP BOOKS): bitmapbooks.com/en-ca/products/go-straight-the-ultimate-guide-to-side-scrolling-beat-em-ups
THIS HANDHELD IS THE RG477V. REVIEW: youtu.be/x9gW9To_saQ
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🧙♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 DWEEB EM UP
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You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music.
༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻
The map to all known dweeb-locations:
🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/
༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻
Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront:
🛒 amzn.to/3vWVZ4E
༺ MY GEAR ༻
The fabled tools of my daily grind:
📸 Camera ............... amzn.to/3CJVaDh
⌨️ Keyboard ............. amzn.to/3OhKIpt
💻 Mini PC .............. amzn.to/45HhpWV
🖥️ Monitor .............. amzn.to/3S0LSqm
🎮 PC Controller ........ amzn.to/4ecPQGS
🕹️ Retro Controller ..... amzn.to/4ecPQGS
📟 Retro Handheld ....... bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT
༺ PATREON ༻
Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness:
💰 patreon.com/TechDweeb
Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society.
༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻
Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings:
👑 youtube.com/channel/UCgRaK4A7yi4ZELCLUjdP_pg/join
Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master.
༺ DISCORD ༻
Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern:
💬 discord.gg/RfhFFcvazY
Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers.
༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻
00:00 A bite to eat
01:08 EVERYONE loves Beat 'Em Up's
02:47 Kung-Fu Master
03:19 Final Fight
04:08 Golden Axe
04:51 Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
05:30 The King of Dragons
06:10 Captain Commando
06:53 TMNT Turtles in Time
07:48 X-Men
08:42 The Simpsons
09:24 Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara
10:08 Alien vs Predator
10:57 Night Slashers
11:40 Bucky O'Hare
12:12 Growl
12:45 Battle Circuit
13:19 Warriors of Fate
14:00 Wrap up
I ate a turkey out of a garbage can and then immediately made a video about the best arcade beat ‘em ups ever. Cause and effect. Science.
I went down a beat ‘em up rabbit hole and came back with the BEST arcade brawlers ever made. And I brought infinite quarters because I know emulation magic!
Binge TechDweeb: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKhoWffbfVnazNbgHhv84XMBJxopjAiNK
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BEAT EM UPS (BITMAP BOOKS): bitmapbooks.com/en-ca/products/go-straight-the-ultimate-guide-to-side-scrolling-beat-em-ups
THIS HANDHELD IS THE RG477V. REVIEW: youtu.be/x9gW9To_saQ
╔═────────────── ◎ ──────────────═╗
🧙♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 DWEEB EM UP
╚═────────────── ◎ ──────────────═╝
You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music.
༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻
The map to all known dweeb-locations:
🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/
༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻
Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront:
🛒 amzn.to/3vWVZ4E
༺ MY GEAR ༻
The fabled tools of my daily grind:
📸 Camera ............... amzn.to/3CJVaDh
⌨️ Keyboard ............. amzn.to/3OhKIpt
💻 Mini PC .............. amzn.to/45HhpWV
🖥️ Monitor .............. amzn.to/3S0LSqm
🎮 PC Controller ........ amzn.to/4ecPQGS
🕹️ Retro Controller ..... amzn.to/4ecPQGS
📟 Retro Handheld ....... bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT
༺ PATREON ༻
Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness:
💰 patreon.com/TechDweeb
Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society.
༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻
Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings:
👑 youtube.com/channel/UCgRaK4A7yi4ZELCLUjdP_pg/join
Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master.
༺ DISCORD ༻
Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern:
💬 discord.gg/RfhFFcvazY
Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers.
༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻
00:00 A bite to eat
01:08 EVERYONE loves Beat 'Em Up's
02:47 Kung-Fu Master
03:19 Final Fight
04:08 Golden Axe
04:51 Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
05:30 The King of Dragons
06:10 Captain Commando
06:53 TMNT Turtles in Time
07:48 X-Men
08:42 The Simpsons
09:24 Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara
10:08 Alien vs Predator
10:57 Night Slashers
11:40 Bucky O'Hare
12:12 Growl
12:45 Battle Circuit
13:19 Warriors of Fate
14:00 Wrap up
I ate a turkey out of a garbage can and then immediately made a video about the best arcade beat ‘em ups ever. Cause and effect. Science.
