Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
what if you want
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but ponos said
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Table of Content:
00:00 - Normal Lineup 1
01:45 - Normal Lineup 2
03:12 - Tanker is the Best
04:15 - But You Can Rush It Down
05:00 - BONUS
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15.2 Update Video:
- ZL Chapter 28: TBA
- ZL Chapter 29: TBA
- Trinity Advent Stage: TBA
- Daboo Abyss Stage: youtube.com/watch?v=IQYkNapzVXQ
- Uber Clearance 2 Colosseum: youtube.com/watch?v=yEieuo668UA
- Killer Cow Bird Cat: youtube.com/watch?v=Rshotgsek30
- New Vajiras Uber: youtube.com/watch?v=iwEpfCprbyk
- New BRUTAL Advent Unit: TBA
- Jeanne TF: youtube.com/watch?v=zldjZOQe82c
- Spring Kenshin Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=8EYaYuGXOwU
- Yaminora Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=fN_ak04v20M
- Yoshimoto Ultra Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=nLTCwbm9MX8
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Music Used:
Gold Thief Attack (Trickcal Chibi Go OST)
youtube.com/watch?v=Es3OYEOwAAc
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio - RIPTIDE
youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU
what if you want
６ ＤＡＲＫ ＣＡＴＳＥＹＥＳ
but ponos said
ＮＯＲＭＡＬ ＡＮＤ ＵＢＥＲ ＯＮＬＹ
Table of Content:
00:00 - Normal Lineup 1
01:45 - Normal Lineup 2
03:12 - Tanker is the Best
04:15 - But You Can Rush It Down
05:00 - BONUS
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15.2 Update Video:
- ZL Chapter 28: TBA
- ZL Chapter 29: TBA
- Trinity Advent Stage: TBA
- Daboo Abyss Stage: youtube.com/watch?v=IQYkNapzVXQ
- Uber Clearance 2 Colosseum: youtube.com/watch?v=yEieuo668UA
- Killer Cow Bird Cat: youtube.com/watch?v=Rshotgsek30
- New Vajiras Uber: youtube.com/watch?v=iwEpfCprbyk
- New BRUTAL Advent Unit: TBA
- Jeanne TF: youtube.com/watch?v=zldjZOQe82c
- Spring Kenshin Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=8EYaYuGXOwU
- Yaminora Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=fN_ak04v20M
- Yoshimoto Ultra Talents: youtube.com/watch?v=nLTCwbm9MX8
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Music Used:
Gold Thief Attack (Trickcal Chibi Go OST)
youtube.com/watch?v=Es3OYEOwAAc
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio - RIPTIDE
youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU
![Talent Upgrade Review: Citizen Mola! (15.5 Update) [The Battle Cats]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wtGHvtyvlko/mqdefault.jpg "Talent Upgrade Review: Citizen Mola! (15.5 Update) [The Battle Cats]
finally my laptop got fixed
expect major upload streak soon
also iwak
Table of Content
00:00 - Unit Intro
00:35 - Talents Performance
02:18 - Talents Weakness & Limitation
04:37 - Closing Statement
06:25 - Cat Library Entry
15.5 Update Video:
- ZL Chapter 33: TBA
- ZL Chapter 34: TBA
- Empress Cat Abyss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCN74yvopLU
- Aku Hannya Abyss: TBA
- Puffsley Revenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1TitkgVQPo
- New Dynamites Uber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyw6k2M09E
- Supercat True Form: TBA
- Tomoe True Form: TBA
- MOMOCO True Form: TBA
- Thermae Ultra Form: TBA
- Immortal Hanzo Talent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41A-hXp6Is
- Eternal Reika Ultra Talent: TBA
Music Used:
Horizon Beach (Monster Sanctuary OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R6j7bpOVVY
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio - RIPTIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU")
![Ultra Form Review: Bazifenix / Phoenix Bazibastra! (14.1 Update) [The Battle Cats]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xTkz4hMHDT0/mqdefault.jpg "Ultra Form Review: Bazifenix / Phoenix Bazibastra! (14.1 Update) [The Battle Cats]
he might look like hawk to a cat, but its actually based on legendary bird phoenix
Table of Content
00:00 - Unit Evolution
00:36 - Unit Intro
01:29 - Defense Improvement
03:04 - MAX Nuke Power
05:14 - Closing Statement
07:21 - Cat Library Entry
About Video:
Ultra Talent/Form video will focus purely to showcase units full potential. We will throw every upgrade available and see the final product through the end. By the time you finish this video, you will learn two important information:
1. What you can expect from their Ultra Talent/Form
2. How much investment you need to fully grow them
About Cost Table:
Its used to calculate the overall NP or other item investment needed to fully grow them. All investments are categorized into 5 parts:
1. Basic: What you need to unlock Ultra Talent/Form from Lv50. It always contains 15 Dark Catesyes and evolution material for Ultra Form.
2. Primary. The bare minimum to reach the ideal Ultra Form/Talent
3. Secondary. Supplementary investment that doesnt as important as Primary, but still contributes to final product. Ideally, you want to purchase everything in Primary and Secondary
4. Optional. Generally good investment, but its unrelated to final product or just give small benefit
5. Not Recommended: Its bad investment, sometimes worthless.
About Personal Score:
Its my own personal score about how important Ultra Talent/Form is.
- 1 Star: Its borderline scam. You gain nothing from this investment
- 2 Star: There is clear change and improvement but its not enough to justify the investment. Mostly either the final product is situational or easily replaceable
- 3 Star: Its good investment but I dont find it appealing or interesting
- 4 Star: A staple final product. Easily change the unit to heavy top class. You cant go wrong with this investment
- 5 Star: The ideal Ultra Talent/Form. Change the unit to the meta unit. Personally I recommend this investment.
14.1 Update videos
- Zero Legend Chapter 17: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXVmD_b0YM
- New Brutal Advent stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d69Z24l3DnA
- Second 17s Cooldown Colosseum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3n-Cwm7Yhw
- New Brutal Advent unit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOFJ5BqHM0
- New UBERFEST unit: TBA
- Daliasan True Form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iA7RaRHzPw
- Amakusa Talent Upgrade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwY-lkZXYM
- Kanna Talent Upgrade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmXA1KSbf80
- King Gamereon Ultra Talent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iM0W8G5Kcg
Music used:
Bayle the Dread Phase 1 (Elden Ring SotE OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGRFp3Iu38M
Bayle the Dread Phase 2 (Elden Ring SotE OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVjFbvp7nY
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU")
![Uber Clearance Part 2: Uber Carry Tendency (Otherworld Colosseum) [The Battle Cats]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yEieuo668UA/mqdefault.jpg "Uber Clearance Part 2: Uber Carry Tendency (Otherworld Colosseum) [The Battle Cats]
Table of Content:
00:00 - Round 1
01:45 - Round 2
02:59 - Round 3
04:40 - Round 4
06:38 - Round 5
Colosseum Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeXob_2Iyw4Qcq74xH61FubjORUpKwoUd
Music used:
Container Corner (Blue Archive OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f53lYqM2UwU
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU")
![This Colosseum Can Spam Any Units for FREE?! (Rule: Dirt Cheap) [The Battle Cats]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yvhey6t5uPI/mqdefault.jpg "This Colosseum Can Spam Any Units for FREE?! (Rule: Dirt Cheap) [The Battle Cats]
its funny that in the same month global version gets worse version of this rule
Table of Content:
00:00 - Round 1
02:27 - Round 2
04:37 - Round 3
06:46 - Round 4
10:01 - Round 5
Colosseum Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeXob_2Iyw4Qcq74xH61FubjORUpKwoUd
Music used:
Chance Time! (Touhou Arcadia Records OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2cfQb-ey90
Yesod Theme Phase 2 (Blue Archive OST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wSqxOFSr6I
Lofi Hip-Hop Battle Cats Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIZoygCLOHU")
