Uploaded August 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
really sluggish stage, Can Can at 40+2, Cameraman around 30+8, Eraser 20+60, Manic Eraser 33, Manic Flying around 33
really sluggish stage, Can Can at 40+2, Cameraman around 30+8, Eraser 20+60, Manic Eraser 33, Manic Flying around 33
![[The Battle Cats] - 4 Star Satans Bedroom
AUDIO IS NOT MINE, though I did try to remix it quite a bit, will list sources tomorrow, though theres Crash Fever and Annihilation City music.
Behold, the stage Im most familiar with in the whole game. Dancer 40, Jiangshi 30+14, cameraman 30+8, normal cannon is recommended for Director phase and the Trolly Bloggers in general. I prefer spamming status cats for the Metal Doge+Bore phase as its another way to get rid of the metal doges, and I dont have to waste a slot for an anti-metal. Some proc cats can act as ranged meatshields in the black phase. [The Battle Cats] - 4 Star Satans Bedroom](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OIGtplZQWwM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[The Battle Cats] - 3 Star The Haunted 1LDK
Magica TF makes it much easier as there is more leniency and reliability when you stop meatshielding to make sure Miss Haka burrows as little as possible, just dont send her out too much since her proc rate is already 100%. Can Can and Maglev and Cat Cannon are your backups to push away Miss Haka.
Bring Rich Cat if you want a really easy time.
Basics all +60, Can Can 40+2, Maglev 37, Manic Mohawk 40, Manic Legs 35, Luxury Bath 40+2, Manic Eraser 33 [The Battle Cats] - 3 Star The Haunted 1LDK](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OnwJHulMkWE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[The Battle Cats] - 4 Star The Bathroom
[The Battle Cats] - 4 Star The Bathroom
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![[The Battle Cats] - Kartopia (Insane) - Speed Run
If you actually need help for the stage just comment below and I can provide a lineup, though I find this stage pretty fun to speed run because its a complete joke, may upload again later. Can Can is also really good for this stage, you dont need to range stack at all because this Dober is really weak at this point of the game, its only 100%. My Can Can is 37+5, but a level 30 one will be alright if youre doing the stage normally. The boss is just a watered down Angel Calamary. [The Battle Cats] - Kartopia (Insane) - Speed Run](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOWTDPQuDt4/mqdefault.jpg)

![[The Battle Cats] - Gulag of Love (Optimized Cheese)
[The Battle Cats] - Gulag of Love (Optimized Cheese)
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