Uploaded May 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
"Have I truly become an angry bird?"
Such were his last figments of humanity etched upon his Discord before his descent into madness. It had been a choice, his choice, in fact. Two were presented on opposite ends within his peripherals, a tried and true classic on PC, or another that broke new ground on the Switch. No one could be blamed for not picking the latter for the hefty price tag it came with, but Pizza Tower had always been on the table, be it for level theory-crafting or another run through the thousand march.
Instead, he conceded for the third option, a hideous six course meal that could not satiate anyone — the latest 3 Crown Uncanny Legend chapters. With how eager he had been to wallow in more content, his delusions almost obscured him from a receipt well deserved:
tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gif-21043131
"Have I truly become an angry bird?"
Such were his last figments of humanity etched upon his Discord before his descent into madness. It had been a choice, his choice, in fact. Two were presented on opposite ends within his peripherals, a tried and true classic on PC, or another that broke new ground on the Switch. No one could be blamed for not picking the latter for the hefty price tag it came with, but Pizza Tower had always been on the table, be it for level theory-crafting or another run through the thousand march.
Instead, he conceded for the third option, a hideous six course meal that could not satiate anyone — the latest 3 Crown Uncanny Legend chapters. With how eager he had been to wallow in more content, his delusions almost obscured him from a receipt well deserved:
tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gif-21043131
![[The Battle Cats] - SPACE CHAPTER 1-35](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4YKD2iomGD0/mqdefault.jpg "[The Battle Cats] - SPACE CHAPTER 1-35
I didnt get any of the new treasures yet, though this should probably be the point where you start doing so")
![[BCJP][Merc Storia Collab] - Merc Storia Invades! 3 Star](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8QZEaWnXVhk/mqdefault.jpg "[BCJP][Merc Storia Collab] - Merc Storia Invades! 3 Star
Without strong cats, this is a pretty fun endurance stage.")
![[The Burgle Cats] - Beehive Corner Defense](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8RuSEY0tqUc/mqdefault.jpg "[The Burgle Cats] - Beehive Corner Defense
Are you tired of not getting any pawprints? Have you gotten to the point where Cat Cans no longer help? Tired of people facetanking through your Coin Traps? Then use this defense! Guarantees a steady supply of pawprints for money and has a stable win rate. And if you think people already know your base defense and treasure location, you can just rotate the entire defense to one of the other four corners of your base!
People will hardly expect the actual treasure to be at a corner, but this works to maximize the potential of the limited number of Beehives you can place. With the way I placed some Beehives, you can also expect people to get caught by Doges while in the Beehive animation most of the time. The Pigeons will act as a secondary line of defense for those entering via the top-most lane.")
![[The Battle Cats] - 4 Star Pigpen Taboo](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8V5aV7vSn6M/mqdefault.jpg "[The Battle Cats] - 4 Star Pigpen Taboo
I MAY have gotten a bit too lucky in this run, though I had a lot of free space so you have some room for error. Cameraman is 30+8, Paris is 40+10, Jiangshi is 30+14, Lil King Dragon is 34+4 dont worry hes not boosted. Iron Cannon and Zamboney helps Musashi, and also help against the initial Shadow Boxer horde which you must take care of quickly.
BGM source later on, hoping at least some people know where its from - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-f9Ja7m2Yk")
