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The Bagel Kids Song. Music and lyrics by Michael D. Crucefix and Jon Brooks. patandmikebooks.com
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LYRICS:
(Verse 1) When the cityâs fast asleep and the moon is shining bright,Thereâs a secret in the bakery, hidden from the light.Sid is dreaming upstairs, while the bagels start to playâMagicâs in the oven, and itâs rising with the day!
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Verse 2) Thereâs Blueberry juggling sugar, Cinnamon spinning round,Rainbow paints the windows while Cheddar dances down.French Toast sings a story, Pumpernickel makes you smile,And Whole Wheat taps a rhythm that carries down the aisle.
(Verse 3) But trouble sometimes wanders, with shadows cold and black,A villain on the sidewalkâhis name is Mortimer Black.With greedy eyes he watches, wanting magic for his own,But the Bagel Kids stand ready, and theyâll never face him alone.
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Bridge) When shadows come a-creeping and dangers at the door,We promise to protect our home, our magic evermore.With a ring of powdered sugar and the courage of the moon,Weâll laugh and sing and dance until the sun returns too soon.
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Outro) So if youâre ever lonely as you wander through the town,Look for Sidâs green awning when the moonlightâs coming down.Step inside for magic, for laughter and for breadâWhere friendship is the secret, and the Bagel Kids are led.
The Bagel Kids Song. Music and lyrics by Michael D. Crucefix and Jon Brooks. patandmikebooks.com
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LYRICS:
(Verse 1) When the cityâs fast asleep and the moon is shining bright,Thereâs a secret in the bakery, hidden from the light.Sid is dreaming upstairs, while the bagels start to playâMagicâs in the oven, and itâs rising with the day!
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Verse 2) Thereâs Blueberry juggling sugar, Cinnamon spinning round,Rainbow paints the windows while Cheddar dances down.French Toast sings a story, Pumpernickel makes you smile,And Whole Wheat taps a rhythm that carries down the aisle.
(Verse 3) But trouble sometimes wanders, with shadows cold and black,A villain on the sidewalkâhis name is Mortimer Black.With greedy eyes he watches, wanting magic for his own,But the Bagel Kids stand ready, and theyâll never face him alone.
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Bridge) When shadows come a-creeping and dangers at the door,We promise to protect our home, our magic evermore.With a ring of powdered sugar and the courage of the moon,Weâll laugh and sing and dance until the sun returns too soon.
(Chorus) Magic on the menu, friendship in the air,Bagels made with moonbeams and a sprinkle of care.If you see a rainbow swirling in the windowâs golden frame,Youâve found Sidâs Bagelsâunderneath the green awningâs name.
(Outro) So if youâre ever lonely as you wander through the town,Look for Sidâs green awning when the moonlightâs coming down.Step inside for magic, for laughter and for breadâWhere friendship is the secret, and the Bagel Kids are led.

![My Redneck Newfie Canadian Cousin - TrackSonix
My Redneck Newfie Canadian Cousin (TrackSonix). Lyrics and Music by Mike Crucefix and Jon Brooks. Š 2025 Mike Crucefix and Jon Brooks. A playful, story-driven song about a wild Newfoundlander visiting the American South, where thick accents, hotter weather, and clashing cultures collide. From outport sayings to Alabama backroads, the track celebrates friendship, family, and the hilarious misunderstandings that come from mixing Newfie charm with redneck grit. Loud, proud, and full of heart - a cross-border, boots-in-the-mud comedy anthem.
Music Streaming Links:
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LINKS:
Website: http://www.jonbrooksrecordingstudio.com
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LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
I got a cousin way up in Newfoundland,Wild as a moose and twice as loudâBoots in the mud, grinninâ ear to ear,Chewinâ on salt beef, shoutinâ in the crowd.But he caught a flight, suitcase crammed full,From St. Johnâs fog to Bamaâs red clay pull.Touched down in boots, sweat beads on his brow,Muttered, âWhy forâs she so hot? Bye, turn that down!â
[Chorus]
Best kind, yes bye! No matter North or South,Heâll holler, Whaddaya at?â with a grin splitting his mouth.Say, âStay where youâre at, Iâll come where youâre to,âHeâll wink right back, âBye, thatâll do!âLord tunderinâ Jesus, what a sight, them twoâRedneck and Newfie, wranglinâ barbecue!
[Verse 2]
Weâre cruisinâ the highway, windows rolled low,Country tunes clashinâ with the outport radio. [Pause]The heat is thick as pea soup, âItâs mauzy as sin!âHeâs sweatinâ like a codfish, and just grinninâ again.âFlat out like a lizard drinkinâ,â he calls with pride,While a gator lumbers by the Alabama roadside.âWhy for all this fuss, bye?â he howls at the skyâThen swats at a skeeter and gives it a try.
[Chorus]
Best kind, yes bye! Now weâre dodgeân the rain,From Dixieâs red clay to old Newfoundlandâs plain.âStay where youâre at and Iâll come where youâre to!âAnd if youâre confused, well, join the crew.He shrugs, âThatâs a time,â and with Newfie delightâTurns up the drawl, and turns out the light.
[Bridge]
Out huntinâ for ducks, in a field with no sea,He asks, âWhy for arenât there boats? This donât feel right to me.âHeâs teachinâ me âRoll Tide!ââI reply, âWhatâs the point?âHe cracks, âLord liftinâ, bye, have another joint!âWhen the jobâs hard as butterinâ a catâs arse with a needle,We just laugh and keep goinâ, both stubborn as beagle.
[Outro]
Now the arse is gone out of âer, time to roll on,Whether in bay or Bama, the foolishness goes on.If you ask how Iâm cuttinâ, âLike a knife!â Iâll say,âCause with a cousin like mine, lifeâs a wild kind of way.Best kind, yes bye, and donât you forgetâRedneck meets Newfie, the oddest duet.From St. Johnâs to Dixie, we howl at the moon:âWhy for you stay where youâre at? Iâll come where youâre to! Yâall come back soon!â
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