EnigmaHood | The Adventures of Heidi! The Ex-Girlfriend @EnigmaHood | Uploaded 6 years ago | Updated 6 hours ago
This is a spoof on a fucked up story my ex-gf told me once. She showed me a photo of her with large black and blue bruises on her face, and she said that her ex-boyfriend kicked her in the face after she tried to kiss him after eating some greasy chicken. Apparently her ex-bf didn't like it when she tried to kiss him with chicken grease on her lips so he kicked her in the face. The story was so fucked up and retarded that it was hard to believe. Sure enough, she made the whole fucking thing up. I'm not sure, but I think someone accidentally kicked her in the face while she was in a concert. Don't ask me how, maybe she fell on the ground or something because she slipped on a banana peel.
The monkey part was not in the original tale my ex gf told me, but I added him in because he was laying around near by and I thought it would be funny.
No monkeys were hurt in the making of this video.
This is a spoof on a fucked up story my ex-gf told me once. She showed me a photo of her with large black and blue bruises on her face, and she said that her ex-boyfriend kicked her in the face after she tried to kiss him after eating some greasy chicken. Apparently her ex-bf didn't like it when she tried to kiss him with chicken grease on her lips so he kicked her in the face. The story was so fucked up and retarded that it was hard to believe. Sure enough, she made the whole fucking thing up. I'm not sure, but I think someone accidentally kicked her in the face while she was in a concert. Don't ask me how, maybe she fell on the ground or something because she slipped on a banana peel.
The monkey part was not in the original tale my ex gf told me, but I added him in because he was laying around near by and I thought it would be funny.
No monkeys were hurt in the making of this video.