Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 8 hours ago

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mild content warning for how dark mages dress
I've actually had this idea since the early days of my channel. I've just been hesitant since I'm not a fan of the rap. I think it works (mostly) though.

I'm finally marrying Tharja in my current playthrough! I think I never did as a teenager because I also had a crush on Noire. (I have since grown out of that crush.) I'm very excited that I'm finally doing what I've wanted to do for a long time. (My life is very mid right now, let me have this.)

Well, let's see, she's a sapphic icon, she's one of my comfort characters and one of my fictional crushes. What haven't I said? I love her. There is nothing degrading about women who choose to dress the way she dresses. It's empowering! Confidence is s3xy! And besides, if anyone did try anything, toward Tharja, she'd probably remove their hands from their body or something.

Images are from Fire Emblem and fans thereof who can draw and are very not me.

Song: Dark Horse by Katy Perry and Juicy J
[sorry, but I find Juicy J obnoxious]