Uploaded May 2007 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
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TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
God used to work as a software programmer
Then the demons got in his head, and he started preaching instead
They said he was crazy, and they dropped the hammer
The men in white coats, pumped him full of dope
(that's the crucifiction, folks...)
When they set him free, the hosts of heaven started to cheer
TedJesusChristGod was born again, walked out to the shore and then
Got into his little boat, set out to sea
Experienced A LOUD SPIRITUAL, and started his YouTube ritual
(ladies and gentlemen, that's the resurrection...)
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
Ted don't trust the current state of scripture
It's about the loud spiritual, dontcha get the picture?
Don't get fooled by that carbon dating
It's a bunch of bull honkery, if ya know what I'm saying
Satan and his demons, they try to deceive him
With the spiritual phasing, but you've got to believe him
When he says he's GOD, CREATOR, AND KING OF EVERYTHING
And now that we've heard the truth, you know that we've gotta sing!
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
myspace.com/TedJesusChristGod
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
God used to work as a software programmer
Then the demons got in his head, and he started preaching instead
They said he was crazy, and they dropped the hammer
The men in white coats, pumped him full of dope
(that's the crucifiction, folks...)
When they set him free, the hosts of heaven started to cheer
TedJesusChristGod was born again, walked out to the shore and then
Got into his little boat, set out to sea
Experienced A LOUD SPIRITUAL, and started his YouTube ritual
(ladies and gentlemen, that's the resurrection...)
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
Ted don't trust the current state of scripture
It's about the loud spiritual, dontcha get the picture?
Don't get fooled by that carbon dating
It's a bunch of bull honkery, if ya know what I'm saying
Satan and his demons, they try to deceive him
With the spiritual phasing, but you've got to believe him
When he says he's GOD, CREATOR, AND KING OF EVERYTHING
And now that we've heard the truth, you know that we've gotta sing!
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
TED - Save me from the demons spawning
TED - Your reign over world Earth is dawning
TED - 25 Digital Data Disks in the Public Domain
TedJesusChristGod!
