Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11 @TheOnion

Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11 @TheOnion

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Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11

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Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11 @TheOnion