Uploaded January 2023 | Updated September 2026, 6 days ago

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It;s not an MvM mission if it doesn,t contain alliterative names.

- Weapons Setup -

Primary: Somewhat Threatening Specialized Killstreak Australium Minigun ("Spoob's Lament")
Killstreaks Active
Sheen: Hot Rod
Strange Parts: Kills, Robots Destroyed, Giants Destroyed, Tanks Destroyed

Secondary: Hale's Own Dalokohs Bar ("Hershey's Chocolate Bar")
Strange Part: Food Items Eaten
+ Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Eat to gain up to 100 health
Alt Fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Melee: Mildly Menacing Killing Gloves of Boxing ("Dreamland:)
Strange Parts: Kills
+ On kill: Gain 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed

- Heavy Cosmetics -

Minnesota Slick (Maskelmannbraun)

Glamorous Siberian Sweater (Mann Co. Orange)

The Gabe Glasses