Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Te Amo

A friend told me
What to say
To the Cancun girls
When I went away
I had no sense
I had no clue
He assured me
They’d know what to do

I locked eyes
With a golden girl
Slowly walked
To see her world
We got real close
I felt her purr
And this is what
I said to her

Te amo
Tus zapatos
Con queso
Mi gatos

She looked confused
And there she was
Laughed a bit
Oblivious
I made her smile
She made my drink
I took her home
To her place, I think

When I came home
I studied up
To hone my lines
For the local pub
I made my choice
The words came out
Just like before
To questioned doubt

Te amo
Tus zapatos
Con queso
Mi gatos

Man, that’s not even close.
What I said was
Soy un chico blanco tonto al que le gustaría besar a una hermosa latina.

That’s what I said!

Te amo
Tus zapatos
Con queso
Mi gatos

Te amo
Tus zapatos
Con queso
Mi gatos

Whatever. It worked