Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 19 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I look asleep but I am really awake
I'm just considering all of the things you did
When you consumed me
Is this really happening?
And did you mean for it to?
And was it good for you?
I think now is the perfect moment for me
To make a beeline to the kitchen
Where I'll find you with a frying pan
We're making our breakfast together
And I know that I'd eat
Anything that you could treat me to
I don't know what true love is
But I know that the word, it just doesn't do justice
To the things that I'm feeling
It carries no meaning
They're wasted letters
A breath that's best just left to rest
I could finish a meal
I could fall head over heels on a banana peel
I wouldn't laugh it off
I wouldn't care at all
Because you'll hold my hand
And you help me whenever I fall
I think now is the perfect moment for me
To make a beeline to the bakery
To buy some butter and bread
We're going to eat it forever
And you know that I'll make any meal that you want me to
Now is the perfect moment for us to make a beeline to the auditorium
I mean, what better place to hear
A heartbeat or two
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 19 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I look asleep but I am really awake
I'm just considering all of the things you did
When you consumed me
Is this really happening?
And did you mean for it to?
And was it good for you?
I think now is the perfect moment for me
To make a beeline to the kitchen
Where I'll find you with a frying pan
We're making our breakfast together
And I know that I'd eat
Anything that you could treat me to
I don't know what true love is
But I know that the word, it just doesn't do justice
To the things that I'm feeling
It carries no meaning
They're wasted letters
A breath that's best just left to rest
I could finish a meal
I could fall head over heels on a banana peel
I wouldn't laugh it off
I wouldn't care at all
Because you'll hold my hand
And you help me whenever I fall
I think now is the perfect moment for me
To make a beeline to the bakery
To buy some butter and bread
We're going to eat it forever
And you know that I'll make any meal that you want me to
Now is the perfect moment for us to make a beeline to the auditorium
I mean, what better place to hear
A heartbeat or two
