Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 13 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Business people, they wake up early
Why'd you wanna wake up when you're waking up to paperwork?
I'll begin to wake up early
Before the latter come, it hurt my heart, it hurt my lungs, oh
My breakfast was rushed
Therefore it was burned
My lesson was tough
But not necessarily learned
Make hay while the sun is shining
Don't delay - he who hesitates is lost, lost, lost
Curiosity killed all the criminals
Look before you leap, read a book before you go to sleep
Presentation and personal hygiene
Shine those pearly whites, show us more, shampoo on one condition
That you're sure that you can shake that shit
When the morning comes and when you gotta go get down to it
Business people, they never get famous
15 minutes of fame, that's the name of the game
You kill a star, you're gonna get famous
Mark my words, here and now; this is murder most foul
Kiss my lips, you're gonna get famous
Catch a disease, weak at the knees, 'cause they don't know where I've been
Ugly people will never get famous
Unless they are a victim or unless they're real intelligent
Your best friend's dead
She's in the ground
And all the books she read
It all means nothing now
Make hay while the sun is shining
Don't delay - he who hesitates is lost, lost, lost
Curiosity killed all the criminals
Look before you leap, read a book before you go to sleep
Presentation and personal hygiene
Shine those pearly whites, show us more, shampoo on one condition
That you're sure that you can shake that shit
When the morning comes and when you gotta go get down to it
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 13 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Business people, they wake up early
Why'd you wanna wake up when you're waking up to paperwork?
I'll begin to wake up early
Before the latter come, it hurt my heart, it hurt my lungs, oh
My breakfast was rushed
Therefore it was burned
My lesson was tough
But not necessarily learned
Make hay while the sun is shining
Don't delay - he who hesitates is lost, lost, lost
Curiosity killed all the criminals
Look before you leap, read a book before you go to sleep
Presentation and personal hygiene
Shine those pearly whites, show us more, shampoo on one condition
That you're sure that you can shake that shit
When the morning comes and when you gotta go get down to it
Business people, they never get famous
15 minutes of fame, that's the name of the game
You kill a star, you're gonna get famous
Mark my words, here and now; this is murder most foul
Kiss my lips, you're gonna get famous
Catch a disease, weak at the knees, 'cause they don't know where I've been
Ugly people will never get famous
Unless they are a victim or unless they're real intelligent
Your best friend's dead
She's in the ground
And all the books she read
It all means nothing now
Make hay while the sun is shining
Don't delay - he who hesitates is lost, lost, lost
Curiosity killed all the criminals
Look before you leap, read a book before you go to sleep
Presentation and personal hygiene
Shine those pearly whites, show us more, shampoo on one condition
That you're sure that you can shake that shit
When the morning comes and when you gotta go get down to it
