Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
In this episode we check out some more incredibly bizarre and wonderful plants in the Philippines.
Rafflesia lagascae
Strongylodon macrobotrys
Donax canniformis (Marantaceae)
Amorphophallus longispathaceus (Araceae)
Gigantochloa sp.
Sandoricum koetjape (Meliaceae)
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In this episode we check out some more incredibly bizarre and wonderful plants in the Philippines.
Rafflesia lagascae
Strongylodon macrobotrys
Donax canniformis (Marantaceae)
Amorphophallus longispathaceus (Araceae)
Gigantochloa sp.
Sandoricum koetjape (Meliaceae)
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Your contributions support this content. It sounds cliché but it's true. Whether it's travel expenses, vehicle repair, or medical costs for urushiol poisoning (or rockfalls, bee-stings, hand slices, toxic sap, etc), your financial support allows this content to continue so the beauty of Earth's flora can be made accessible to the public, accompanied by a small dose of profanity and crude humor. At a time when so much is disappearing beneath the human footprint, CPBBD is willing to do whatever it takes to document these plant species and the ecological communities they are a part of before they're gone for good.
Plants make people feel good. Plants quell homicidal (and suicidal!) thoughts. To support Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't, consider donating a few bucks to the venmo account "societyishell" or the PayPal account email crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com...
Or consider becoming a patreon supporter @ :
patreon.com/CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
Buy some CPBBD merch (shirts, hats, hoodies n' what the shit) available for sale at :
bonfire.com/store/crime-pays-but-botany-doesnt
To purchase stickers, venmo 20 bucks to "societyishell" and leave your address in the comments.
Plants ID questions or reading list suggestions can be sent to crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com
Thanks, GFY.
