Uploaded March 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
So there I was ready to do a huge video tour of my very own park from the Xbox game "Jurassic Park Genesis" when I just got sidetracked. Halfway through the video I started removing the fences and selling them for scrap all while visitors rushed around looking for the exits I also deconstructed.
Right as I'm about to stop the game I notice there's a survivor... (they'd even killed all of the cleaning people at this point) I had to watch this guy. What would he do? Where would he go? Would he stop for a gift shop balloon and cheeseburger I charge a reasonable $40.00 for?!
Thank god it only costs me $5,000.00 per customer death.
Tip: If a dino wants you to pet it... PET THE DAMN THING!
So there I was ready to do a huge video tour of my very own park from the Xbox game "Jurassic Park Genesis" when I just got sidetracked. Halfway through the video I started removing the fences and selling them for scrap all while visitors rushed around looking for the exits I also deconstructed.
Right as I'm about to stop the game I notice there's a survivor... (they'd even killed all of the cleaning people at this point) I had to watch this guy. What would he do? Where would he go? Would he stop for a gift shop balloon and cheeseburger I charge a reasonable $40.00 for?!
Thank god it only costs me $5,000.00 per customer death.
Tip: If a dino wants you to pet it... PET THE DAMN THING!
