Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 7 hours ago
First, NOTHING in this video is directed towards any of you.
Now then...happy fragging Valentine's Day...or should I say, "Happy Grab for Money and Insult singles and widows Day"? Why did I even make VMVs this year?
This video will turn guys off, my mom said? Too late for that...they've already been turned off. They've never even been turned on. Now I ask you guys...would anybody in their right mind want a 40-year-old autistic, ugly, fat woman who only bakes bagels, is forced to live at home, and can never realize her dream of being a star? Yeah...I didn't think so. I know I'm not good enough for any guy. An absolute emptiness gnaws away at my heart like a savage beast.
So, yeah...I modified the lyrics to this Final Fantasy song for myself. They speak for themselves, I think. I'm the one singing, so brace yourselves.
Again, Happy Stupid Grab-for-Money-and-Insult-singles-And-widows-Day!
First, NOTHING in this video is directed towards any of you.
Now then...happy fragging Valentine's Day...or should I say, "Happy Grab for Money and Insult singles and widows Day"? Why did I even make VMVs this year?
This video will turn guys off, my mom said? Too late for that...they've already been turned off. They've never even been turned on. Now I ask you guys...would anybody in their right mind want a 40-year-old autistic, ugly, fat woman who only bakes bagels, is forced to live at home, and can never realize her dream of being a star? Yeah...I didn't think so. I know I'm not good enough for any guy. An absolute emptiness gnaws away at my heart like a savage beast.
So, yeah...I modified the lyrics to this Final Fantasy song for myself. They speak for themselves, I think. I'm the one singing, so brace yourselves.
Again, Happy Stupid Grab-for-Money-and-Insult-singles-And-widows-Day!
