Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Can you believe it?....It's World Cup time once again! And because I was eager, impatient and desperate to clear some hard drive space on my laptop....I uploaded all my World Cup videos last year so go me! BUT I did forget about one soccer game that I discovered in a lost-and-found memory stick, and I believe this may be THE worst soccer game in the very existence of video games, ever. For I present Super Soccer by Imagine Ocean, and you know the trend by now (if you've been following along at home, which you probably weren't), nine times out of ten if it has "super" in its title it's shit....and boy this is no exception, so all together now....Super This Ain't....and in fact Soccer This Ain't either.
For what this is the the equivalent of babies trying to play football...in that the "players" can hardly run...or walk for that matter, possession is non-existant, shooting is a tedious chore and your goalies are absolute useless...people including me ranted about World Cup Carnival but at least you can score a goal there...where as here you are lucky to even kick the bloody ball! Imagine England playing like this....oh wait...
So wave that flag with pride, sing you favourite anthem as loud as you can and get yourself the Beckham haircut for old times' sake and....well prepared to be disappointed....thankfully this level of dismay and disappointment doesn't happen in real life eh?.....oh wait.....it does.....ho hum....here's to four years time then chaps!
Can you believe it?....It's World Cup time once again! And because I was eager, impatient and desperate to clear some hard drive space on my laptop....I uploaded all my World Cup videos last year so go me! BUT I did forget about one soccer game that I discovered in a lost-and-found memory stick, and I believe this may be THE worst soccer game in the very existence of video games, ever. For I present Super Soccer by Imagine Ocean, and you know the trend by now (if you've been following along at home, which you probably weren't), nine times out of ten if it has "super" in its title it's shit....and boy this is no exception, so all together now....Super This Ain't....and in fact Soccer This Ain't either.
For what this is the the equivalent of babies trying to play football...in that the "players" can hardly run...or walk for that matter, possession is non-existant, shooting is a tedious chore and your goalies are absolute useless...people including me ranted about World Cup Carnival but at least you can score a goal there...where as here you are lucky to even kick the bloody ball! Imagine England playing like this....oh wait...
So wave that flag with pride, sing you favourite anthem as loud as you can and get yourself the Beckham haircut for old times' sake and....well prepared to be disappointed....thankfully this level of dismay and disappointment doesn't happen in real life eh?.....oh wait.....it does.....ho hum....here's to four years time then chaps!
