Uploaded June 2018 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
The past week has been a roller-coaster of emotions for all of us. Or, well, it has been for me at least. After all, the horrible news hit me like a bag of bricks to the face, shattering my brain right out of my skull and leaving me lying on the ground in a pool of my own toxic filth.
Waluigi isn't in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
I know what you may be thinking: "Sure, Lowart, that's unfortunate, but aren't there bigger problems out there in the world? You really shouldn't make such a big deal out of this."
But you're wrong. Everyone who doesn't understand my need for some sweet, sweet Waluigi doesn't understand the very core of my being. You need food and water to survive. I need Waluigi. You need shelter and clothing. I need Waluigi. You need the warmth of a lover's embrace. I need--Well, actually, I need the same thing, but my lover is Waluigi, and even Nintendo can never take that away from me.
I miss you, my beautiful baby boy, but I'll see you again soon, okay?
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In order to make Waluigi's voice into a midi, I used Dieguin2795's piano score. The work they did on this is astoundingly good. Check it out here: musescore.com/user/81676/scores/109350
Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/lowart
Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/TheLowestArt
Email me: lowart.contact@gmail.com
The past week has been a roller-coaster of emotions for all of us. Or, well, it has been for me at least. After all, the horrible news hit me like a bag of bricks to the face, shattering my brain right out of my skull and leaving me lying on the ground in a pool of my own toxic filth.
Waluigi isn't in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
I know what you may be thinking: "Sure, Lowart, that's unfortunate, but aren't there bigger problems out there in the world? You really shouldn't make such a big deal out of this."
But you're wrong. Everyone who doesn't understand my need for some sweet, sweet Waluigi doesn't understand the very core of my being. You need food and water to survive. I need Waluigi. You need shelter and clothing. I need Waluigi. You need the warmth of a lover's embrace. I need--Well, actually, I need the same thing, but my lover is Waluigi, and even Nintendo can never take that away from me.
I miss you, my beautiful baby boy, but I'll see you again soon, okay?
_________________________
In order to make Waluigi's voice into a midi, I used Dieguin2795's piano score. The work they did on this is astoundingly good. Check it out here: musescore.com/user/81676/scores/109350
Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/lowart
Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/TheLowestArt
Email me: lowart.contact@gmail.com
