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The song “String Theory“ from A Night of Spatula Madness. Lyrics in the description!
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Lyrics:
Oh 'cause in 1666 an apple fell on Newton's head
Our modern view of gravity from this event was bred
Till Einstein came along and he said, “Newton, man you suck!”
“It's obvious that space time controls gravity you schmuck!”
But unification wasn't to come from relativity
And so poor Einstein spent his later years in mental misery.
Then in 1968 the world of physics it did change
And through the years a new theory arrived and it was strange
It said the world we live in is comprised of not but strings
These tiny bits of energy, these crazy wiggly things
It finally made the subatomic forces work with gravity
The quantum world and Einstein became one big family
Marimba solo!
Oh well with string theory uncertainty had shown its ugly face.
There were five versions, each unique, so which should we embrace?
Then Edward Witten came along and said, “Hey guys shut up!”
“There's 11 dimensions, P-branes, d-branes, and much more close up!”
The world gave out a collective ahh and everyone did understand
The universe and unification might be close at hand
See different string vibrations cause the particles we know
And each dimension helps explain why strings move just like so
We may be just a membrane and our world is not unique
There may be many other universes so to speak
But in this crazy string based world there’s so much we can do
So man just sit on back and let the supersymmetry work for you
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The song “String Theory“ from A Night of Spatula Madness. Lyrics in the description!
Support FilmCow on Patreon! Get BTS access and more:
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Lyrics:
Oh 'cause in 1666 an apple fell on Newton's head
Our modern view of gravity from this event was bred
Till Einstein came along and he said, “Newton, man you suck!”
“It's obvious that space time controls gravity you schmuck!”
But unification wasn't to come from relativity
And so poor Einstein spent his later years in mental misery.
Then in 1968 the world of physics it did change
And through the years a new theory arrived and it was strange
It said the world we live in is comprised of not but strings
These tiny bits of energy, these crazy wiggly things
It finally made the subatomic forces work with gravity
The quantum world and Einstein became one big family
Marimba solo!
Oh well with string theory uncertainty had shown its ugly face.
There were five versions, each unique, so which should we embrace?
Then Edward Witten came along and said, “Hey guys shut up!”
“There's 11 dimensions, P-branes, d-branes, and much more close up!”
The world gave out a collective ahh and everyone did understand
The universe and unification might be close at hand
See different string vibrations cause the particles we know
And each dimension helps explain why strings move just like so
We may be just a membrane and our world is not unique
There may be many other universes so to speak
But in this crazy string based world there’s so much we can do
So man just sit on back and let the supersymmetry work for you
- - -
- - -
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