Uploaded February 2015 | Updated September 2026, 8 hours ago

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The XIV Insights on how to be Road Chimp

I A Road Chimp knows how to make an entrance.
II A Road Chimp knows that a back flip is the only answer.
III A Road Chimp knows the importance of eye contact.
IV A Road Chimp knows the importance of smelling his shins.
V A Road Chimp must develop his knowledge of plyomatrix.
VI A Road Chimp should always take the opportunity to lie down.
VII A Road Chimp knows that stranger means danger.
VIII A Road Chimp must use free music to avoid copyright.
IX A Road Chimp must look after their camera.
X A Road Chimp knows how to be road.
XI A Road Chimp must share their knowledge & inspire the next generation.
XII A Road Chimp knows how to bail.
XIII A Road Chimp looks after their Kalneji's
XIV Road Chimp enjoys the little things.