Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Hey everyone, it's Lee (Regicidal).
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This is a story about my job. As some of you may know, I started working for Jagex last year (from home) and while I was in the UK last week, I re-signed my contract and will be working for another year (from home still) :)
Send me a YouTube message titled "Story Time Discussion" if you'd like me to talk about a certain topic for story time or if you need advice of any sort.
See you in the next one :)
Hey everyone, it's Lee (Regicidal).
Twitter: twitter.com/Regicidal
Facebook: facebook.com/ARegicidalProduction
Tumblr (RS/YT Blog): themindofregicidal.tumblr.com
Twitch (Live-streaming): twitch.tv/realregicidal
Instagram: Regicidal
Vine: Regicidal
This is a story about my job. As some of you may know, I started working for Jagex last year (from home) and while I was in the UK last week, I re-signed my contract and will be working for another year (from home still) :)
Send me a YouTube message titled "Story Time Discussion" if you'd like me to talk about a certain topic for story time or if you need advice of any sort.
See you in the next one :)
![[Rap] Regicidal - Well Nerf That (feat. Ubs)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/klBe5cuqg-g/mqdefault.jpg "[Rap] Regicidal - Well Nerf That (feat. Ubs)
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Special thanks to Ubs for laying down a verse and mastering this song, make sure you subscribe to him!
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This songs purpose wasnt to bash Jagex, or RuneScape, it was made to portray the message of everything thats good doesnt always need to be nerfed or fixed. If its a bug, fix it, if its not, leave it be. We (myself and Ubs) are supporters of Jagex and RuneScape and always will be, we love this game much like the rest of you. They do fantastic work with their game.
Lyrics:
[Chorus]
Drygores
Well nerf that!
Warbands
Well nerf that!
Effigies
Well nerf that!
Soul Split
Well nerf that!
God Wars
Well nerf that!
Drop rates
Well nerf that!
If its too good
Well nerf that!
Til its no good
Well nerf that!
[Regicidal - Verse]
Why not just keep it that way?
Why not listen to what we say?
Were tired of buying items
That have their stats altered the next day
We need a survey to display
All the updates we should play
Remember when you trained range with chins?
Well now they all just get thrown away
Overloads
Well nerf that
Runespan nodes
Well nerf that
Even though I love the EoC
You went ahead and nerfed the combat
Just look at all these prices
All the armor drops then rises
You go ahead and buy full torva
Lose your bank, no surprises
This suffices, damn I guess
Thought we were tryna make progress
Why did you update the charm sprites
When we need new skills and more new quests
Oh, thats your best?
Come on confess
You guys are under a lot of stress
How about we get less updates each month
But the ones you release you first test
Were in pyre need of less greed
This is our year, thats what I read
Promised less random updates
But what the fuck is a pet tumbleweed?
Youbleedred like deathmatch
You see red like Bilrach
How come after every update
Theres 20 new things that need a patch?
Dispatch all of your new thoughts
Lets first take care of the bots
Fill some of the gaps, armor and land
And then revamp all of the pots
Lots feel the same way I do
The reason why they play the old school
Im trying to make it logical
But theyd probably nerf me to!
[Chorus]
[Ubs - Verse]
Cant buy a couple drys
Without losin like half my bank
Watch their numbers pull an hero
With themselves the ones to thank
Nobody wants a game unstable
Patches worse than the third Fable
Like Im eating Rocktail dinner
While theyre pissin on the table
Solomons the only employee that seems to care
Cause all the content hes been snarin
Is the only shit thats there
A nerf to this, a nerf to that
Theres almost nothin to be spared
Show your spin sales to the board
Cause nothin really quite compares
Motivation cessation, the causation of frustation
A mutation of narration in player negotiation
And it doesnt take an Einstein to come to my calculation
Fuck the year of the player
Its the one of gex vacation
[Chorus]
Enjoy! :)")
