Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
iPhones and iPads have this feature called Center Stage, where the camera will automatically rotate and zoom to make sure that the focal point of the image, namely people, are the center of the frame. Unfortunately, since Apple supposedly uses iPhones to film their events, it became pretty evident they were using Center Stage to keep speakers at the center of the frame. The end result is the camera has the eye of a newborn baby and is easily distracted by small moving parts of the background like extras and cars. "But why wouldn't they record it again?" you might ask. "Stop asking questions!" Tim Cook angrily replied. "Just ship it. We need to get our products out immediately. I've got a meeting with Lip-Bu Tan to show my fealty to the president. So what if a cartoon character complains if we stopped caring about our transitions? The only people who watch these events are content creators, journalists, or sheep."
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iPhones and iPads have this feature called Center Stage, where the camera will automatically rotate and zoom to make sure that the focal point of the image, namely people, are the center of the frame. Unfortunately, since Apple supposedly uses iPhones to film their events, it became pretty evident they were using Center Stage to keep speakers at the center of the frame. The end result is the camera has the eye of a newborn baby and is easily distracted by small moving parts of the background like extras and cars. "But why wouldn't they record it again?" you might ask. "Stop asking questions!" Tim Cook angrily replied. "Just ship it. We need to get our products out immediately. I've got a meeting with Lip-Bu Tan to show my fealty to the president. So what if a cartoon character complains if we stopped caring about our transitions? The only people who watch these events are content creators, journalists, or sheep."
Website: trafotin.com
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🐘 Mastodon: https://vt.social/@trafotin
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XMR: 84ZpcYxjfkT7uFGXgmi2jH2wyhUBMx8hGBJ3sAp478rKSShMAJHR3DhVVPSwCAskReRBPifzpA5Vu7HPpzAxHUux3SFS4bh
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