Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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Hey Styx,
It's Stolas.
I thought that I should say hello.
I have
A message.
Don't hate me but you gotta know.

I know you want to drink
And have another binge
You gotta learn the truth,
That alcohol is cringe...

So Styx,
My buddy.
Put down the bottle today.
Believe
Your owl God
Don't give a hoot what they say.
So be
A pirate,
Just don't be a pirate bum.
Believe
My words now:
Alcohol is fucking dumb.

So Styx,
My matey,
Put down that alcohol drip.
Believe
Your owl God,
Be the captain of your ship.
And be
A pirate,
Just don't be a pirate bum.
Believe
My words now:
Alcohol is fucking dumb.