Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago

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Leave the chocolate alone
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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Stick your lab-grown chocolate
Keep that stuff off my plate
You got clipboard teeth and plastic smiles
Trying to “innovate” my taste

You can mess with my phone
Redesign the whole damn home
But start rewriting cocoa beans
Now you’ve really gone too far

[Chorus]
Leave the chocolate alone
Stop fixing what ain’t broke
I want sticky hands and melted bars
Not a focus group in a coat
Leave the chocolate alone
Back away from my joy zone
You can have your charts and drones
Just leave the chocolate
Leave the chocolate alone (hey!)

Stick your lab-grown chocolate up your ass

[Verse 2]
You say “future-friendly flavor”
I say “that’s a crime”
I want crinkle-wrap
Corner store
Bite of childhood every time

You can gamify my breathing
Measure sleep down to the bone
But if you touch my secret stash
We’re gonna have a problem

[Chorus]
Leave the chocolate alone
Stop fixing what ain’t broke
I want sticky hands and melted bars
Not a focus group in a coat
Leave the chocolate alone
Back away from my joy zone
You can have your charts and drones
Just leave the chocolate
Leave the chocolate alone (whoa-oh)

Stick your lab-grown chocolate up your ass

[Bridge]
You can grow your options
Stack your stats
Impress your board
I just want that bitter-sweet
Little piece I can’t afford

[Chorus]
Leave the chocolate alone
Stop fixing what ain’t broke
I want sticky hands and melted bars
Not a focus group in a coat
Leave the chocolate alone
Back away from my joy zone
You can have your charts and drones
Just leave the chocolate
Leave the chocolate
Leave the chocolate alone

Stick your lab-grown chocolate up your ass