Uploaded March 2024 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago
Suggestive. Val didn't watch that hand. (Am I funny?)
Disclaimer: THESE ARE GARBAGE MEN WHO DO GARBAGE THINGS I DO NOT CONDONE I JUST FIND THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENTERTAINING WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME SOUND LIKE ALASTOR
Apparently I'm doing a weekly StaticMoth. That was not intentional.
The thumbnail is so vulgar. Because it has Val's gun. If you don't know the name of Val's gun, I am not telling you. (Seriously, am I funny?)
I propose that rather than killing the Vees we severely weaken them. To the point they hate themselves. Velvette gets horribly burned or something and thinks she's ugly. Vox loses his voice. And Valentino... (I will tell you in the form of a Vine)
Vaggie: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone
Angel: I'm gone
Vaggie: Now go chop his d*ck off
For real, that is how I want it to go. I want Vaggie to encourage Angel to chop off Val's d*ck. Let's be real, Val's relationship with Vox wouldn't be affected in the slightest. :p
Anyway. Day ??? of y'all questioning my sanity.
Images are from Hazbin Hotel and fans thereof who can draw. Seiros is from FE3H.
Song: Sacrifice by The Weeknd
yet another song I discovered from Just Dance
the character for that is canonically achillean and that brings me joy
Suggestive. Val didn't watch that hand. (Am I funny?)
Disclaimer: THESE ARE GARBAGE MEN WHO DO GARBAGE THINGS I DO NOT CONDONE I JUST FIND THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENTERTAINING WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME SOUND LIKE ALASTOR
Apparently I'm doing a weekly StaticMoth. That was not intentional.
The thumbnail is so vulgar. Because it has Val's gun. If you don't know the name of Val's gun, I am not telling you. (Seriously, am I funny?)
I propose that rather than killing the Vees we severely weaken them. To the point they hate themselves. Velvette gets horribly burned or something and thinks she's ugly. Vox loses his voice. And Valentino... (I will tell you in the form of a Vine)
Vaggie: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone
Angel: I'm gone
Vaggie: Now go chop his d*ck off
For real, that is how I want it to go. I want Vaggie to encourage Angel to chop off Val's d*ck. Let's be real, Val's relationship with Vox wouldn't be affected in the slightest. :p
Anyway. Day ??? of y'all questioning my sanity.
Images are from Hazbin Hotel and fans thereof who can draw. Seiros is from FE3H.
Song: Sacrifice by The Weeknd
yet another song I discovered from Just Dance
the character for that is canonically achillean and that brings me joy
