Uploaded September 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Starfield is out, and is worse than I could have possibly imagined. So, let's get down to business and review this slop.

#starfield #syntheticman

0:00 Pain Compilation
3:49 Intro
10:50 Technical Issues
12:45 Gameplay - Shooting
18:16 Gameplay - Loot & Swimming
22:24 Gameplay - Space Exploration & Ship Combat
28:15 Character Creator & Pronoun Controversy
34:12 Skill Trees
36:20 The World of Starfield
42:39 The Ugly NPCs & Wokeness
49:06 Quest Design & Player Choice
53:04 The "Evil" Faction
54:26 Faction Quests
1:00:30 Side Quests & "Cutscenes"
1:08:35 The Main Quest (SPOILERS)
1:15:00 New Game Plus
1:17:38 Conclusion