Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Fake Slim Shady is out now everywhere
Spitty - Fake Slim Shady [prod. by Nick Ianno]
INSTAGRAM ► instagram.com/Spitty95
TIK TOK ► tiktok.com/@spitty95
SPOTIFY ► open.spotify.com/artist/3o4GlelHWI6tlB04MACpS6
APPLE ► music.apple.com/ca/artist/spitty/981612050
TEAM
Artist - Spitty
Producer - Nick Ianno
Recording Engineer - OP
Mix/Master Engineer - Secret Weapon Sound
Director - Diego
Assistant Director - M Works
Models Agency - MM Entertainment
Models - Anastasia, Christina
Actors - Stephen Vani, Alex Woodley, Gabriel Gherutchi
Background - Neesarg Patel, Zakariah Suttar, Naman Bhavsar, Shane Singh, Dulmika Hapuarachchi, Rohan Arun Singh, Jason Kunnathethu, Harjit Natt, Krishane Prince
DOWNLOAD
spitty.bandcamp.com/track/fake-slim-shady
LYRICS
[Intro]
Ohhhhh yeah
Ohhhhh yeah
Will the real Slick Spitty please stand up?
Um, who's that?
Pay attention!
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you've never seen a brown person before
Outside your Uber, computer, or convenience store
It's the son of Apu, cousin of Baljit
5 9 but I feel like the Great Khali
OM-G I'm top one, top two, and top three
Getting top from a Toronto thot in a Moxies
Same time preaching 'bout Nietzche philosophy
Then we get home kill the cat like Charley
It's all ha ha hee hee
Mess around get in the jeans of Sydney Sweeney
She gon' see me, prolly think I'm a genie
Rubbing my lamp while I'm flicking on her beanie
If the president
Can go and set a precedent
For being best friends with a creep with a child preference
Then that's our messaging
For all the kids developing
There's nothing in this world that money isn't settling
[Chorus]
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Fake fake fake
It's all cap cap cap
It's all talk talk talk
It's all yap yap yap
Whole lotta fake sh
Whole lotta fake sh
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real out here
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
And neither do I but maybe this guy should release what's inside
Fresh Prince got stale amongst these iRobots
And now your uncle Jeff's talking to kids on Roblox
Please more sugar in my soda
Sodium and opium
Pick a side for the puppet on the podium
Posing propaganda as a question
What's the intersection?
We're all humans suffering and stressing
Somebody get Putin a poutine put him out his routine
Maybe he'll realize it's all gravy call a truce scene
Absolute cinema
If Zohran's the mayor I'm going for prime minister
Until I'm PM
Slide in my DMs
I'll put you on the roster Katy I'm the GM
I'm the dark horse shining bright as a beacon
To say it how it is you know I grew up on E-M
[Chorus]
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Fake fake fake
It's all cap cap cap
It's all talk talk talk
It's all yap yap yap
Whole lotta fake sh
Whole lotta fake sh
Ain't nothing real out here
Ain't nothing really real out here
[Outro]
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
So what's your deal?
Guess there's a Slick Spitty in all of us
Or maybe just me
Haha!
Brrr
#musicvideo #slimshady #spitty
Fake Slim Shady is out now everywhere
Spitty - Fake Slim Shady [prod. by Nick Ianno]
INSTAGRAM ► instagram.com/Spitty95
TIK TOK ► tiktok.com/@spitty95
SPOTIFY ► open.spotify.com/artist/3o4GlelHWI6tlB04MACpS6
APPLE ► music.apple.com/ca/artist/spitty/981612050
TEAM
Artist - Spitty
Producer - Nick Ianno
Recording Engineer - OP
Mix/Master Engineer - Secret Weapon Sound
Director - Diego
Assistant Director - M Works
Models Agency - MM Entertainment
Models - Anastasia, Christina
Actors - Stephen Vani, Alex Woodley, Gabriel Gherutchi
Background - Neesarg Patel, Zakariah Suttar, Naman Bhavsar, Shane Singh, Dulmika Hapuarachchi, Rohan Arun Singh, Jason Kunnathethu, Harjit Natt, Krishane Prince
DOWNLOAD
spitty.bandcamp.com/track/fake-slim-shady
LYRICS
[Intro]
Ohhhhh yeah
Ohhhhh yeah
Will the real Slick Spitty please stand up?
Um, who's that?
Pay attention!
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you've never seen a brown person before
Outside your Uber, computer, or convenience store
It's the son of Apu, cousin of Baljit
5 9 but I feel like the Great Khali
OM-G I'm top one, top two, and top three
Getting top from a Toronto thot in a Moxies
Same time preaching 'bout Nietzche philosophy
Then we get home kill the cat like Charley
It's all ha ha hee hee
Mess around get in the jeans of Sydney Sweeney
She gon' see me, prolly think I'm a genie
Rubbing my lamp while I'm flicking on her beanie
If the president
Can go and set a precedent
For being best friends with a creep with a child preference
Then that's our messaging
For all the kids developing
There's nothing in this world that money isn't settling
[Chorus]
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Fake fake fake
It's all cap cap cap
It's all talk talk talk
It's all yap yap yap
Whole lotta fake sh
Whole lotta fake sh
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real out here
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
And neither do I but maybe this guy should release what's inside
Fresh Prince got stale amongst these iRobots
And now your uncle Jeff's talking to kids on Roblox
Please more sugar in my soda
Sodium and opium
Pick a side for the puppet on the podium
Posing propaganda as a question
What's the intersection?
We're all humans suffering and stressing
Somebody get Putin a poutine put him out his routine
Maybe he'll realize it's all gravy call a truce scene
Absolute cinema
If Zohran's the mayor I'm going for prime minister
Until I'm PM
Slide in my DMs
I'll put you on the roster Katy I'm the GM
I'm the dark horse shining bright as a beacon
To say it how it is you know I grew up on E-M
[Chorus]
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Ohhhhh yeah
Man it's so fake so 'factured
Ohhhhh yeah
Who knows what's real what's after
Fake fake fake
It's all cap cap cap
It's all talk talk talk
It's all yap yap yap
Whole lotta fake sh
Whole lotta fake sh
Ain't nothing real out here
Ain't nothing really real out here
[Outro]
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
Ain't nothing really real
Ain't nothing really real out here
So what's your deal?
Guess there's a Slick Spitty in all of us
Or maybe just me
Haha!
Brrr
#musicvideo #slimshady #spitty
