Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America Episode 3 @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America Episode 3  @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
In this episode we take a look at another Ponzi scheme housing development under construction that destroyed some virgin thorn scrub habitat in South Texas. While the entire region is running out of water, sleaze bag developers are still trying to build suburbs in the desert. We end on a message of hope and what you can do personally to combat this pathogenic stupidity and death cult.


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Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America Episode 3

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