Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Just riffing off someone's comment again

That's preposterous
nobody talks like this
plus it'd be monotonous
if I fostered this sort of costumed preponderance
for meter and consonance
you'd be like my hostages
in some sort of ominous metropolis
that I built like Remus and Romulus
where the entire populace is accosted
by rhymes like sausages
shoved down their esophagus
in fact right now you're probably watching this
thinking "pompous bitch,
somebody put her in a sarcophagus
and start locking it"
'cause that's consequence
of literary incontinence
and now I'm starting to get lost in this
so I should probably be stopping it

Elle Cordova