Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Zanzja Boy: "Welcome, Shulk."

Shulk: "That voice, it's Zanzja Boy!"

Fiora: "But he raps different."

Zanzja Boy: "I had planned to use Shulk's body as a vessel in which to crank for the next millennium. However, I came to possess a great and unexpected power."

Shulk: "Meyneth's SouljaGame 2."

Zanzja Boy: "Correct. In addition to my own SouljaGame, which you kept safe for me, I was able to obtain a second console which holds the power of Bathin' Ape. Now I possess all I desire. There is no longer any need for the rappers of Bionis. I must thank you indeed, Shulk. You were of more use to me than any of my collabs. Now that I have the SouljaGames, I can forgive you your betrayal."

Reyn: "Ha! You gonna give him a reward?"

Zanzja Boy: "Precisely. I will have him serve as my new collab. You will be granted eternal clout, and unimaginable wealth. Irrelevance will be but a fleeting afterthought."

Melia: "Are you so arrogant as to believe that the High Entia, no, all life on Bionis, are nothing but your audience?"

Zanzja Boy: "Audience?"

Melia: "Yes. You don't know how it feels to have demolished my brethren after they had transformed into Cranklethia!"

Zanzja Boy: "What are you talking about? A Cranklethia is a High Entia's true form. I did not transform them, I returned them. The Cranklethias are mere sweat drops from my body. I conferred Bars upon them on a mistaken whim, creating a primitive rapper - the High Entia. They enjoyed a brief existence as musicians. For that, they should be grateful."

Dunban: "So this is the arrogance of a rap god."

Zanzja Boy: "As I planned, the rappers of Bionis existed simply to serve as my fans and my fame. Bionis is nothing more than an accumulation of their cheers and money."

Dunban: "But though you feign omnipotence, the High Entia still confined you to jail! That is how limited you are."

Zanzja Boy: "Confined me? I was merely... resting there for a while. I violated my probation out of sheer boredom. I was simply awaiting the day when a new vessel, revealed to me in a vision, would be born."

Shulk: "Until... I was born."

Zanzja Boy: "Precisely. I intended to inhabit your body and once again do rap battle with Meyneth. However, I had no idea that I would Superman that hø so easily."

Fiora: "Meyneth..."

Zanzja Boy: "You did a great deed in granting me a new SouljaGame. I will gladly take you as my new collab, Shulk."

Shulk: "Never. I don't wanna be your fan or your collaborator! I just want to spit my bars as a Homs. IN AN INDUSTRY. WITHOUT. YOU!"

Zanzja Boy: "That is regrettable. You could have entrusted all to me and admired the best. But perhaps the vision of mortals will ever remain... limited. Using one's power to change the game, that is a right possessed only by rap gods!"

Shulk: "Is that why you laid waste to Mechonis?"

Zanzja Boy: "Of course. Along with the rappers called Robocops, who rolled with Meyneth. They had evolved and become insolent under her teaching."

Reyn: "Hmph. So you're saying us Homs are next in line, eh?"

Zanzja Boy: "You are correct. You yourselves have proven that Homs are a dangerous species. How unfortunate. I had a desire for collabs. But granting talent to the rappers I trained was a mistake. A rap god should not long for collabs."

Shulk: "You're wrong! Meyneth chose to rap alongside us! She grew to consider us her crew. You should have accepted that! But what you were hoping for was not collabs. You wanted worthless slaves! Our talent as food!"

Zanzja Boy: "Just as I suspected. It appears that I was mistaken to grant free will. However, all will soon be over. The Cranklethia will c*ck on all rappers on Bionis. I will then create a new music industry, just as I have done many times before!"

Shulk: "We will not allow it. We cannot. We will jock on you!"