Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
SONY caved. After the internet lost its mind over the PS6's disc-less "hockey puck" design (and that infamous PMS subscription system), Sony dragged me back to show off the redesign. They said it accepts physical discs now. They wouldn't show me beforehand. Again.
This time they paid me in $50, In-N-Out gift cards, and two months of Ozempic. I don't know what that's supposed to mean either.
Watch till the end for the reveal.
This is satire, folks. A parody. A bit. Don't @ me.
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┄┄ INSIDE THE CLOSET ┄┄
0:00 Sony Called Me Back
0:50 The Wall of Shame
2:04 "@CoreyB777" Loses His Mind
2:44 "@WayTooOldForWoke" Gets Simped
3:14 "@billytk1225's" Douchebag Debate
3:35 The "DanielFouts" Saga
4:36 The Redesign: Specs Recap
4:59 Intravenous Ray Tracing
5:17 PSN++ Exclusive Launch Reveal
5:34 The PS6 Disc Slot Reveal
7:19 No Disc. No Buy. P*ss Off, Sony.
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┄┄ TIPPING THE BLACK HAT ┄┄
• Mrs Doctor Scott for photography assistance
┄┄ MUSIC ┄┄
• 🎸 "Chokehold" produced by Doctor Scott and Retro Empire. Lyrics Written by Doctor Scott.
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SONY caved. After the internet lost its mind over the PS6's disc-less "hockey puck" design (and that infamous PMS subscription system), Sony dragged me back to show off the redesign. They said it accepts physical discs now. They wouldn't show me beforehand. Again.
This time they paid me in $50, In-N-Out gift cards, and two months of Ozempic. I don't know what that's supposed to mean either.
Watch till the end for the reveal.
This is satire, folks. A parody. A bit. Don't @ me.
🚫 A.I. was not used in the writing, performing, or editing of this video. Written, performed, and edited (in Final Cut Pro X on a Mac mini M4) by an actual human who is very tired.
🎮 Subscribe to Game Closet for more retro gaming content, reviews, and unhinged commentary.
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Some links in this description may be affiliate links. If you purchase through them, it helps support Game Closet at no extra cost to you.
┄┄ INSIDE THE CLOSET ┄┄
0:00 Sony Called Me Back
0:50 The Wall of Shame
2:04 "@CoreyB777" Loses His Mind
2:44 "@WayTooOldForWoke" Gets Simped
3:14 "@billytk1225's" Douchebag Debate
3:35 The "DanielFouts" Saga
4:36 The Redesign: Specs Recap
4:59 Intravenous Ray Tracing
5:17 PSN++ Exclusive Launch Reveal
5:34 The PS6 Disc Slot Reveal
7:19 No Disc. No Buy. P*ss Off, Sony.
_______________________________________
----- MERCHANDISE & SOCIAL MEDIA -----
👕 Say NO to Digital Media Shirt: game-closet-shop.fourthwall.com/products/no-disc-no-buy
👕 Merch: game-closet-shop.fourthwall.com
📱 Follow Game Closet on Social Media:
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┄┄ TIPPING THE BLACK HAT ┄┄
• Mrs Doctor Scott for photography assistance
┄┄ MUSIC ┄┄
• 🎸 "Chokehold" produced by Doctor Scott and Retro Empire. Lyrics Written by Doctor Scott.
┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄
© 2020–2026 Game Closet. Fair use applies for commentary, satire, and review.
#PS6 #PlayStation6 #Sony #NoDiscNoBuy #GameCloset #Satire #Parody #TechSatire #ApplevsSony #ConsoleWars #Gaming #GamingNews #GamingCommunity #DiscLess #PhysicalMedia #SonyHeardYou #PS6Redesign #DoctorScott
