Uploaded April 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
AKA That one song at the end of the magnum opus that is Wambu's April Fools Video, I also voiced a character there. (youtube.com/watch?v=RNZEENtGLeI)
LYRICS
Wambu is a star
It's Rom on the Guitar
It might be forbidden like
Mama's Cookie Jar
He was very miffed he sure was but now he's back
so sit down a listen cause its gonna take a smack, yo
His name is *WONK*, and he's a chandelier
He's a very awesome guy, but I made that very clear
Wambu is a cool dude, he really likes to meme
He puts out all of those videos like a fucking lazer beam
and if you'll ask him, who is his favorite bean
He'll say Kirby but he wants Bandana Dee in
Smash and a Dash and a Rash like Hollow Knight
He's a countdown maker, and his channel recently took flight
(Dick Interlude)
I drank a cocktail because (Number three is Undertale)
And I tried to blackmail because (Number three is Undertale)
His channel is largescope because (Number three is Undertale)
And he won't leave a trail because I ain't no whale
yo my *WONK* boy, always told me don'tputyourlyricsontheshelf
but you know whats the difference? that was back when I was twelve
It's been about ten years and I'm back from Vietnam
So I will say, I'm eating cookies nom nom
(Aggressive moaning)
This Garbage - Composer Commentary
(DOES NOT ACTUALLY FEATURE ANY OF THE PEOPLE LISTED IN THE TITLE)
I made this song as a birthday gift to Wambu two years ago and it was with a different beat so I made this new one. This song is a huge parody of Lil Wayne's "Weezy Who", as well as shitty soundcloud rappers. What else can I fucking say about this, God is Dead and we killed him.
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Bandcamp: romm.bandcamp.com
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/rommandel
AKA That one song at the end of the magnum opus that is Wambu's April Fools Video, I also voiced a character there. (youtube.com/watch?v=RNZEENtGLeI)
LYRICS
Wambu is a star
It's Rom on the Guitar
It might be forbidden like
Mama's Cookie Jar
He was very miffed he sure was but now he's back
so sit down a listen cause its gonna take a smack, yo
His name is *WONK*, and he's a chandelier
He's a very awesome guy, but I made that very clear
Wambu is a cool dude, he really likes to meme
He puts out all of those videos like a fucking lazer beam
and if you'll ask him, who is his favorite bean
He'll say Kirby but he wants Bandana Dee in
Smash and a Dash and a Rash like Hollow Knight
He's a countdown maker, and his channel recently took flight
(Dick Interlude)
I drank a cocktail because (Number three is Undertale)
And I tried to blackmail because (Number three is Undertale)
His channel is largescope because (Number three is Undertale)
And he won't leave a trail because I ain't no whale
yo my *WONK* boy, always told me don'tputyourlyricsontheshelf
but you know whats the difference? that was back when I was twelve
It's been about ten years and I'm back from Vietnam
So I will say, I'm eating cookies nom nom
(Aggressive moaning)
This Garbage - Composer Commentary
(DOES NOT ACTUALLY FEATURE ANY OF THE PEOPLE LISTED IN THE TITLE)
I made this song as a birthday gift to Wambu two years ago and it was with a different beat so I made this new one. This song is a huge parody of Lil Wayne's "Weezy Who", as well as shitty soundcloud rappers. What else can I fucking say about this, God is Dead and we killed him.
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Bandcamp: romm.bandcamp.com
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/rommandel
