Uploaded December 2020 | Updated September 2026, 6 days ago

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A short and silly song about getting rid of those bad vices.
LYRICS:
I'm sneaking cigarettes just like Grandpa
Got a secret stash like Grandma's sherry Wine
I'm hiding junk food way back in the corner
and if I get caught, it's back to toeing the line

I've made a million promises and most of them I keep
Like to my Mama, to my wife, and my baby boy asleep
But the doctor said you better quit all those silly vices
If you don't soon, you're bound to pay the price

I'm sneaking cigarettes just like Grandpa
Got a secret stash like Grandma's sherry Wine
I'm hiding junk food way back in the corner
and if I get caught, it's back to toeing the line

I've missed the mark on more than one occasion
I never sang in perfect harmony
I need some good persuasion, don't lead me to temptation
If I don't soon, it's back to toeing the line

I'm sneaking cigarettes just like Grandpa
Got a secret stash like Grandma's sherry Wine
I'm hiding junk food way back in the corner
and if I get caught, it's back to toeing the line

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