Uploaded September 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Smoothies Rap by jnet & becky with special thanks to Sandi and Erika. Healthy super-green smoothie and some sort of berry smoothie!


Yo
I ain’t trying to be pretentious
You eat it? I’ll blend it
You were thinking kale taste nasty?
I be making it taste splendid

Cuz when I bring my smoothie game
I’m the one with all the leverage
I done took ya mutha earth
and put her in a beverage

Cuz we ain’t about those GMOs
no we ain’t about those red 4 ohs
no we ain’t about those CEOs
who we paying to be spraying
on our toe may toes (tomatoes)

We ain’t looking for a fight
just a better way
a cuppa tea every night
and a smoothie every day
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It’s so crisp
and so fresh
You can drink it everyday
It’s so yummy in your tummy
Fruits, veggies, and whey
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Nutritious
Delicious
Nourishing
Organic
Sipping on that green absorb the power from the planet

What the hell you still buying soda for?
List of ingredients you can’t ignore
If you don’t feed your soul then your life’s a bore
You can’t get rich if yous health is poor
Health is poor? Drink a smoothie
Life’s a bore? Make a smoothie
now I just be sittin’ back chillin’ to the max
I scoop my protein powder i’m replacing all my snacks

This ain’t no slurpee bubble tea
ain’t no milkshakes for kids
i’m talkin knives and veggies
talkin’ spinning blades and lids
we dropping beets for the ladies
some bananas for the babies
this aint no juice on ice
an umbrella makes it nice

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