Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
I'm not a real Youtuber until I start a mediocre music career, right?
Original Song: youtu.be/PEnJbjBuxnw?si=YEosMHcmNMD52Wjl
Instrumental provided by @AJREarlyReleases youtu.be/yReTxBr7zko?si=MR7tJrp2lB7amQ0W
Streamers shown in order:
twitch.tv/tense1983
@ludwig
twitch.tv/zackrawrr
twitch.tv/sagee4_
@DSPGaming
twitch.tv/caseoh_
twitch.tv/kaicenat
twitch.tv/develique
twitch.tv/jammi95
twitch.tv/adrianachechik_
Lyrics:
My (my, my, my) god I missed that stupid jump
I just can’t get over that hump
My friends all say this game is cool
But it’s making me look like a fool
I just keep on dying, man
I’m starting to get violent
I didn’t factor therapists
When I saw the steam sale prices
(Oh, my God) how did I die?
(Oh, my God) that's such a lie
Playing this, my skill just feels so mid
But that won’t stop myself from locking in
My brain won’t let me stop until I win (one, two, three, four)
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon (you died, you died)
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero-star review
And don’t you tell me it’s a skill issue
How are people enjoying this
The fanbase must be masochists
My chat’s tryna backseat me too
I got so much left to prove
All the streamers have beaten it
The game’s only been out a bit
Why’d they make this game so hard?
Where’s the entertaining part?
(Oh, my God) how did I die?
(Oh, my God) that's such a lie
Playing this, my skill just feels so mid
But that won’t stop myself from locking in
My brain won’t let me stop until I win (one, two, three, four)
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon (you died, you died)
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero-star review
And don’t you tell me it’s a skill issue
These Foddy’s, Zaki’s, Team Cherries
Really have it out for me
I wish they made an easy mode
Before my sanity explodes
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon…
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero star review
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
I think my controller just flew
My face has turned a different hue
My blood pressure is rising too
I watched every guide and walkthrough
This game has got me feeling blue
I think that I’m just getting screwed
I feel like an ape in a zoo
I keep thinking I’ll pull it through
If this game does what I tell it to
And don’t dare tell me it’s a skill issue
I'm not a real Youtuber until I start a mediocre music career, right?
Original Song: youtu.be/PEnJbjBuxnw?si=YEosMHcmNMD52Wjl
Instrumental provided by @AJREarlyReleases youtu.be/yReTxBr7zko?si=MR7tJrp2lB7amQ0W
Streamers shown in order:
twitch.tv/tense1983
@ludwig
twitch.tv/zackrawrr
twitch.tv/sagee4_
@DSPGaming
twitch.tv/caseoh_
twitch.tv/kaicenat
twitch.tv/develique
twitch.tv/jammi95
twitch.tv/adrianachechik_
Lyrics:
My (my, my, my) god I missed that stupid jump
I just can’t get over that hump
My friends all say this game is cool
But it’s making me look like a fool
I just keep on dying, man
I’m starting to get violent
I didn’t factor therapists
When I saw the steam sale prices
(Oh, my God) how did I die?
(Oh, my God) that's such a lie
Playing this, my skill just feels so mid
But that won’t stop myself from locking in
My brain won’t let me stop until I win (one, two, three, four)
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon (you died, you died)
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero-star review
And don’t you tell me it’s a skill issue
How are people enjoying this
The fanbase must be masochists
My chat’s tryna backseat me too
I got so much left to prove
All the streamers have beaten it
The game’s only been out a bit
Why’d they make this game so hard?
Where’s the entertaining part?
(Oh, my God) how did I die?
(Oh, my God) that's such a lie
Playing this, my skill just feels so mid
But that won’t stop myself from locking in
My brain won’t let me stop until I win (one, two, three, four)
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon (you died, you died)
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero-star review
And don’t you tell me it’s a skill issue
These Foddy’s, Zaki’s, Team Cherries
Really have it out for me
I wish they made an easy mode
Before my sanity explodes
This game makes me violent
I just need to stop playing it
So if I do not beat this level soon…
I'll smash my screen and keyboard too
And leave a zero star review
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
I think my controller just flew
My face has turned a different hue
My blood pressure is rising too
I watched every guide and walkthrough
This game has got me feeling blue
I think that I’m just getting screwed
I feel like an ape in a zoo
I keep thinking I’ll pull it through
If this game does what I tell it to
And don’t dare tell me it’s a skill issue
