Uploaded October 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Break Music
T "This look's a bit over our pay grade..."
Q "That's because we normally have no money."
F "Wooooow, It smells amazing here!"
T "Yelp reviews say it's top 5 in the district, so it beats our usual."
Q "There's a lot that beats out instant ramen."
F "Oh but I like instant ramen too!"
T "You could always cook more."
Q "Then stop eating the ingredients when we get groceries."
T "You can't keep this girl from her monch."
Q "You ate a whole head of lettuce, a jar of pickles, a block of cheese, turkey ham, and all of the bread."
T "I mean, what were you gonna do with all of that anyway?"
Q "MAKE SANDWICHES YOU RED HEADED IDIO..."
F "It's so nice for Roulette to treat us for dinner, especially to something like this."
T "It's been a long time coming girls. We've put the work in, so a reward is par for the course."
Q "Yah no... Roulette's treating us because our last job was the first one that didn't involve compensating for collateral damage or mountains of paperwork for our boss."
F "Oh... We should treat her!"
T "Sweetie, we don't have money. This meal is free."
Q "Not messing up an assignment is enough to warrant a free meal, so I won't complain."
F "Why don't you guys try being less... uuuhh."
T "I TRY!"
Q "You really don't."
F "Well your best is enough for me!"
T "Aw, see why can't you be more like our mascot?"
F "What's a mascot?"
Q "What you are on most days."
F "How'd you guys bring that mob boss in anyway? I thought he had some kind of amulet that protected him from magic and stuff?"
Q "He did, we threw a rock at him."
T "Really hard."
F "Oh... is he going to be ok?"
T "No."
Q "Probably not."
F "Woooow, I wish I could come with you guys more often."
Q "When you finally have a grasp on your powers."
F "I'm getting better. Roulette says that I'm no longer a danger to the public."
Q "Where are you now on that scale of things?"
F "A danger to her mental health, like you two!"
Q "... well it's good to hear that you've improved."
F "Yah! We also looked at weapons today, there's this spear that looked really..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F "But it wasn't very pricey and..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F "Roulette's not training me in..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F 'Mnnph."
Q "You don't need to buy now that I think about it, you can take one of mine."
F "B-but I'm bad at choosing. You have like 50 swords!"
Q "It's fine, I only use one. But you can still only choose a single sword."
Waiter "Here's your triple deluxe shabu shabu meal platter, steamed veggies and tofu. I hope you all enjoy it!"
T "YES. MONCH!"
F "SHRIMP!"
Q 'Wait, when did we order?"
T "I did it just a moment ago when you two were talking about how we're the cause of Roulette's anxiety attacks."
F "Oh! We should wait for Roulette, she's the one treating us. She can tell you two how the last training session went. I only almost killed her twice!"
T "Ey, that's three less than the usual 5! It's fine, she's late anyway."
F "Oh yah, she said she'd meet us here early. I wonder if she's ok."
T "She can rip our spines out with her mind, I would know. She shouldn't be in any physical danger. Weird, she also said she'd already preordered the food."
Q "... check your phone."
F "Why, we're at the right place. Tim's Shabu Shabu?"
T "This place is called Kim's shabu Shabu..."
Waiter "And here's the bill when you're ready to check out!"
Q "Ssshhhhhhhheeeeeeeewhat do our savings look like."
F "Uuuuh, we spent 500 credits today on new clothes, the newest volume of JoJo, and a mini vacuum. So as of now we have no mons..."
Q "The bill is 6k"
T "WHAT THE?! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!"
Q "WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE MENU PRICES?!"
F "I think it's worth it!"
T "Why are you still smiling?"
F "I'm looking at the bright side, we still have all this food!"
Q "Looks like we're getting kicked out of another restaurant. that's the 3rd one this month."
T "4th, got into a fight with a bartender on the west side."
F "You think Roulette will be mad?"
(Phone Rings)
Q "We'll deal with it later..."
T "MONCH!"
F "Yeeeee!"
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Break Music
T "This look's a bit over our pay grade..."
Q "That's because we normally have no money."
F "Wooooow, It smells amazing here!"
T "Yelp reviews say it's top 5 in the district, so it beats our usual."
Q "There's a lot that beats out instant ramen."
F "Oh but I like instant ramen too!"
T "You could always cook more."
Q "Then stop eating the ingredients when we get groceries."
T "You can't keep this girl from her monch."
Q "You ate a whole head of lettuce, a jar of pickles, a block of cheese, turkey ham, and all of the bread."
T "I mean, what were you gonna do with all of that anyway?"
Q "MAKE SANDWICHES YOU RED HEADED IDIO..."
F "It's so nice for Roulette to treat us for dinner, especially to something like this."
T "It's been a long time coming girls. We've put the work in, so a reward is par for the course."
Q "Yah no... Roulette's treating us because our last job was the first one that didn't involve compensating for collateral damage or mountains of paperwork for our boss."
F "Oh... We should treat her!"
T "Sweetie, we don't have money. This meal is free."
Q "Not messing up an assignment is enough to warrant a free meal, so I won't complain."
F "Why don't you guys try being less... uuuhh."
T "I TRY!"
Q "You really don't."
F "Well your best is enough for me!"
T "Aw, see why can't you be more like our mascot?"
F "What's a mascot?"
Q "What you are on most days."
F "How'd you guys bring that mob boss in anyway? I thought he had some kind of amulet that protected him from magic and stuff?"
Q "He did, we threw a rock at him."
T "Really hard."
F "Oh... is he going to be ok?"
T "No."
Q "Probably not."
F "Woooow, I wish I could come with you guys more often."
Q "When you finally have a grasp on your powers."
F "I'm getting better. Roulette says that I'm no longer a danger to the public."
Q "Where are you now on that scale of things?"
F "A danger to her mental health, like you two!"
Q "... well it's good to hear that you've improved."
F "Yah! We also looked at weapons today, there's this spear that looked really..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F "But it wasn't very pricey and..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F "Roulette's not training me in..."
Q "Buy a sword."
F 'Mnnph."
Q "You don't need to buy now that I think about it, you can take one of mine."
F "B-but I'm bad at choosing. You have like 50 swords!"
Q "It's fine, I only use one. But you can still only choose a single sword."
Waiter "Here's your triple deluxe shabu shabu meal platter, steamed veggies and tofu. I hope you all enjoy it!"
T "YES. MONCH!"
F "SHRIMP!"
Q 'Wait, when did we order?"
T "I did it just a moment ago when you two were talking about how we're the cause of Roulette's anxiety attacks."
F "Oh! We should wait for Roulette, she's the one treating us. She can tell you two how the last training session went. I only almost killed her twice!"
T "Ey, that's three less than the usual 5! It's fine, she's late anyway."
F "Oh yah, she said she'd meet us here early. I wonder if she's ok."
T "She can rip our spines out with her mind, I would know. She shouldn't be in any physical danger. Weird, she also said she'd already preordered the food."
Q "... check your phone."
F "Why, we're at the right place. Tim's Shabu Shabu?"
T "This place is called Kim's shabu Shabu..."
Waiter "And here's the bill when you're ready to check out!"
Q "Ssshhhhhhhheeeeeeeewhat do our savings look like."
F "Uuuuh, we spent 500 credits today on new clothes, the newest volume of JoJo, and a mini vacuum. So as of now we have no mons..."
Q "The bill is 6k"
T "WHAT THE?! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!"
Q "WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE MENU PRICES?!"
F "I think it's worth it!"
T "Why are you still smiling?"
F "I'm looking at the bright side, we still have all this food!"
Q "Looks like we're getting kicked out of another restaurant. that's the 3rd one this month."
T "4th, got into a fight with a bartender on the west side."
F "You think Roulette will be mad?"
(Phone Rings)
Q "We'll deal with it later..."
T "MONCH!"
F "Yeeeee!"
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