dphanna | Size, color, frequency @dphanna | Uploaded September 2011 | Updated October 2024, 5 days ago.
From Liar Liar (1997) featuring Jim Carrey:

"Hello? Mom?! Hi! l wasn't really on vacation. Because l didn't want to talk to you. Because you insist on talking to me about Dad's bowel movements: size, color, frequency! l'll call you later!"

Uploading this for my mother, as we quote this a lot, and I couldn't find it elsewhere on YouTube.