Uploaded December 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Welcome to the second stop on the Siri Plays Shitpost Express. It doesn't end here.
Every time Siri swears, the video increases in speed by 5%. There are a total of 77 swears (haha, Mr. 77777777), making the video 495% faster by the end of it. So close to 500 lol
I was gonna upload this tomorrow, but instead consider this a 15k special. Thanks everyone! Hope you enjoy this video!
Original Siri Plays a Japanese Regional:
youtube.com/watch?v=hX-HbdCK0Vk
NOTE: To those asking for more Siri, it is impossible for me to create original Siri content as of now. Sorry for the inconvenience!
EDIT: Uploaded this at midnight. It is now 12:49 AM and the video has 1,000 views and 100 likes (and a dislike). What has my life become
Welcome to the second stop on the Siri Plays Shitpost Express. It doesn't end here.
Every time Siri swears, the video increases in speed by 5%. There are a total of 77 swears (haha, Mr. 77777777), making the video 495% faster by the end of it. So close to 500 lol
I was gonna upload this tomorrow, but instead consider this a 15k special. Thanks everyone! Hope you enjoy this video!
Original Siri Plays a Japanese Regional:
youtube.com/watch?v=hX-HbdCK0Vk
NOTE: To those asking for more Siri, it is impossible for me to create original Siri content as of now. Sorry for the inconvenience!
EDIT: Uploaded this at midnight. It is now 12:49 AM and the video has 1,000 views and 100 likes (and a dislike). What has my life become
![[SSB4] Bucket Always Wins](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VU3UzelqMpk/mqdefault.jpg "[SSB4] Bucket Always Wins
Thats a statement. The bucket always wins. Enough said.
This came from 2v2 friendlies from earlier today on Smash Ladder, so I dont know who these people were, but I told my partner about this broken team and its super fun for some reason lol
The replay was too good not to make a video about; it was a quick edit, but I find it funny so yeah o3o")
![[MKWii] Not Washed](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VnGKwYhWrOY/mqdefault.jpg "[MKWii] Not Washed
A Mario Kart Wii montage? In 2020?? What????
This year has been a recipe for boredom, and long story short, it brought me back to MKWii. Not only have I created Siri Plays episodes, but Ive been playing on my own time as well. Additionally, clipping highlights has never been easier since I started playing on PC, so I decided to make a highlights video.
I told myself that if I were to ever come back to MKWii, I would main Rosalina like I did back in 2013, and in less than a week, I grinded to 9999 VR from 8.6K. Im Not Washed.
My previous montage, 512, is from 2016, so there are plenty of quality upgrades between then and now, from the gameplay to the editing.
Thanks for watching!
Music: Toy Story 2 Game Soundtrack - Andys Neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhubTTxkEWY
(Was on a nostalgia kick recently lol)
Support me on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/halvencyon
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#MarioKartWii #MKWii #NotWashed")
![[MK7] Neo Bowser City Personal Record - 1:37.470 by ★VέήσM♪](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WXPdVpMhodQ/mqdefault.jpg "[MK7] Neo Bowser City Personal Record - 1:37.470 by ★VέήσM♪
Yes, I know this time is bad. But its my personal record, right? :P
The only things special about this run, the reasons why I uploaded, are that this was my first 2/3 glitch time, and it was achieved at exactly midnight. :D
Splits:
0:38.139
0:29.524
0:28.807
This is almost somewhat of a quality test as well. I didnt use any sharpness or color correction of any kind on it. I wanted to see how itd look. What do you think? :?
Enjoy, I guess. Still trying to improve. But I beat Vantox, hehehe...
Music: Savant - Face Off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D 2NQZenJk")
![[MK8] The Eel Snipe](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wx9eN37xyxo/mqdefault.jpg "[MK8] The Eel Snipe
Taken from a 2v2 on June 6th, 2014, when I got this pretty good snipe on this guy. o3o
Sorry for short MK8 videos, longer stuff is to come soon. :3
Music: Tristam & Rogue - One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjY5Z3OazMI")
![[MKWii] lol WGM](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XNd0fXvgwrs/mqdefault.jpg "[MKWii] lol WGM
Just TTing and this happened. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE?
Yes, part three of the lol series. This is fun. c:
Music: Knife Party - Bonfire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE")
![[SSB4] Chasedown - FALCON FRIDAYS #7](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YGdNzCuFHxE/mqdefault.jpg "[SSB4] Chasedown - FALCON FRIDAYS #7
You cant run, you cant hide, and you especially cant airdodge.
Enjoy!
Music: Coyote Kisses - Stay With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikLvPNGn1LM")
