Uploaded March 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Poor Kairi. People on the internet couldn't keep quiet as to her anti-climactic role in Kingdom Hearts 3. This isn't the first time she is called "the worst female character" ever. Reminds me of 2009, when she was pretty hated.
Then came Dream Drop Distance hyping her up as one of the 7 keyblade heroes, being one of the ONLY redeeming things about DDD...
Then the ultimate narrative cancer that is Master Xehanort strikes once again, literally cutting Kairi's life short. This is the payoff for her hype. And it is a real shame.
This is why Kairi, the Audience, and I, must be punished.
By listening to the brown note that is Darksydephil.
Disclaimer: I do not own kitchen nightmares, Gordon Ramsey clip. He is a great gift upon the world, unlike Phil, and I just had to include that clip because it fits exceptionally well with the cooking segment with Sora. I do not own any of the KH charactes either, not even the Sinister Hooded Figure, except for the name. So please don't flag me, even if you hate this video.
I am going to be particularly hard hitting with the mockery at the end of the video, because DSP is a special case.
Hospital bills suck. I get that. Saving your loved one or best friend is worth the bills though. Apparently, DSP disagrees so much, he really would consider throwing someone who gave him a chance, under. Wow.
And that isn't the only genuinely horrible thing about him either.
Poor Kairi. People on the internet couldn't keep quiet as to her anti-climactic role in Kingdom Hearts 3. This isn't the first time she is called "the worst female character" ever. Reminds me of 2009, when she was pretty hated.
Then came Dream Drop Distance hyping her up as one of the 7 keyblade heroes, being one of the ONLY redeeming things about DDD...
Then the ultimate narrative cancer that is Master Xehanort strikes once again, literally cutting Kairi's life short. This is the payoff for her hype. And it is a real shame.
This is why Kairi, the Audience, and I, must be punished.
By listening to the brown note that is Darksydephil.
Disclaimer: I do not own kitchen nightmares, Gordon Ramsey clip. He is a great gift upon the world, unlike Phil, and I just had to include that clip because it fits exceptionally well with the cooking segment with Sora. I do not own any of the KH charactes either, not even the Sinister Hooded Figure, except for the name. So please don't flag me, even if you hate this video.
I am going to be particularly hard hitting with the mockery at the end of the video, because DSP is a special case.
Hospital bills suck. I get that. Saving your loved one or best friend is worth the bills though. Apparently, DSP disagrees so much, he really would consider throwing someone who gave him a chance, under. Wow.
And that isn't the only genuinely horrible thing about him either.
