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WHO Radio's Simon Conway reciting his piece entitled "God Made a Lawyer."
And on the ninth day
God looked down on his planned paradise and said
I need someone to really mess things up
So God made a lawyer
God said, I need somebody willing to sleep in
Prey on human frailties
Figure out how to make money from man's dumb acts
Then prey on human frailties some more
Eat dinner in the best restaurant in town
And get somebody else to pay for it
And then stay past midnight at some clandestine meeting
With someone he wouldn't want us to know he was meeting
So God made a lawyer
I need somebody with few morals and brazen enough to claim they have some
Somebody to call the sick and dying in pursuit of cash
Terrorize doctors into ordering unnecessary tests
Complain that the towel service at the gym is lacking
And insult the people he seeks to represent
So God made a lawyer
God said, I need somebody willing to get rich
While claiming to be in public service
Somebody to leave their state and go to another state in pursuit of money
And be willing to mock the life blood of his own state to do it
So God made a lawyer
God said he had to have someone willing to push a law that nobody wanted
And then go and force his neighbors to go and buy a product that nobody could afford
And then back the biggest lie ever told in American politics
So God made a lawyer
God said I need somebody strong enough to disrespect his own people
And disgrace his own state with invective he hoped they'd never hear
Someone willing to take a cheap shot at a loyal public servant
And somebody willing to stand in the way of success from hard work
In fact, God said, I need somebody willing to sell the farm
While standing in the way of the farmers' handing down the fruits of their hard labor to their own children
So God made a lawyer
WHO Radio's Simon Conway reciting his piece entitled "God Made a Lawyer."
And on the ninth day
God looked down on his planned paradise and said
I need someone to really mess things up
So God made a lawyer
God said, I need somebody willing to sleep in
Prey on human frailties
Figure out how to make money from man's dumb acts
Then prey on human frailties some more
Eat dinner in the best restaurant in town
And get somebody else to pay for it
And then stay past midnight at some clandestine meeting
With someone he wouldn't want us to know he was meeting
So God made a lawyer
I need somebody with few morals and brazen enough to claim they have some
Somebody to call the sick and dying in pursuit of cash
Terrorize doctors into ordering unnecessary tests
Complain that the towel service at the gym is lacking
And insult the people he seeks to represent
So God made a lawyer
God said, I need somebody willing to get rich
While claiming to be in public service
Somebody to leave their state and go to another state in pursuit of money
And be willing to mock the life blood of his own state to do it
So God made a lawyer
God said he had to have someone willing to push a law that nobody wanted
And then go and force his neighbors to go and buy a product that nobody could afford
And then back the biggest lie ever told in American politics
So God made a lawyer
God said I need somebody strong enough to disrespect his own people
And disgrace his own state with invective he hoped they'd never hear
Someone willing to take a cheap shot at a loyal public servant
And somebody willing to stand in the way of success from hard work
In fact, God said, I need somebody willing to sell the farm
While standing in the way of the farmers' handing down the fruits of their hard labor to their own children
So God made a lawyer
