Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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After a six month hiatus of not streaming together, we've come back full force with SEA OF THEIVES as our newest edition to the "Friday Stream With Friends" catalogue; and we're celebrating by releasing a BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO in dedication to us setting sail on the Simsational Seas.

Simmy Bois are:
Sean Graham
Josh Conley
Sean Taylor
Jordan DeCloedt

Thanks to Emily Graham and Virginia Vazquez

Download the track: jordandecloedt.bandcamp.com/track/sailing-through-the-simmy-seas

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Lyrics:
It's The Strat, baby
Dead Weight in the mother fuckin' house
The Wild Card; McRibs for life
Ol' Reliable at the helm
Simmy Bois, 2023

It's time to hit the seas now that Simmy's back
Sails up and we're looking for some loot to snatch
Our fearless leader keeping us afloat
If we sink we could probably use is forehead as a fuckin' boat
You'll find us cruisin' through the seven seas
Searchin' for booty, ridin' the breeze
We're real pirates; pegs under the knees
Crimes so sick they put the warnings on the DVDs

Simmy Bois, 2023
Tootin' in the birdhouse till we're free

Yeah, crunchatize me, Cap'n
Swab the deck with a mop, catch it on TikTok
Just gimme a minute and I'll be up at the sail
Oh well, Moby Dick, set sail, what a vail, holy grail
Canon's strapped, rail to rail
Need to bail this flow from below deck
Lemon OG
Fightin' scurvy shit, leave me like a ship wreck
Feeling soaked and I haven't even started yet
Me and the boys feelin' like we're on top
If the boat rock, don't knock
Just catch it on TikTok

Yo ho, yo ho
It's Ol' Reliable, the Pirate Rap God
It's the pirate flow
I'm the captain now and you already know
I sail the seas with my crew so bold
We pillage and plunder, leaving a trail of gold
We board your ship with the swords and guns, taking what we want
Leaving nothing undone
We're ruthless and cunning, we take what we please
And we do it all with the greatest of ease
My hook hand is deadly, my eye patch is cool
I'm the master of the seas, I make all the damn rules
I'll make you walk the plank, send you to your end
You're no match for me
Playing Sea of Thieves again
So raise your Jolly Rodger, let's all set sail
We'll take what we want and leave nothing in our trail
We're the Pirates of the Caribbean, the masters of the seas, and we'll never stop
Cause we're always living free

Uh, guys, have you seen Jordan?
I haven't seen him
I don't know, the last time I saw him was on the poop deck

Oh no, guys
Fuck, I fell overboard (Jordan?)
I need some help from the Mighty Morphin' Dragonzord (Not again)
Quick, I'm in danger, Pink Ranger
Be my Tommy in Green, off the beam
When I slipped off the deck and I'm wet
But don't fret
But remember I'm the Wild Card, bitch
I don't swim like a fish
I just float like the breeze, drinking Nerds Rope with ease
Yo, can someone pass me some oat milk please?

Why is he on fire?

Simmy Bois, 2023
Tootin' in the birdhouse till we're free
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